me: ok, now before we start, i have to explain the suction cup man universe to our new guests.
ghira: ok, then explain.
me: basically in this universe, nicholas's son jaune arc is an anti-hero that goes by the name ''suction cup man'', due to the fact that he uses climbing grade suction cups and irritates a business guy by constantly climbing his tower and smudges his windows, he even saved a country from being bombed and prevented a war from breaking out in the last veiwing before i brought you here.
kali: wow, nicholas's son prevented a war from starting? that's very noble of him to do.
me: well, he was hired to do so, but yeah. anyways let's start watiching it, shall we?
i said as the screen showed an entire city, it was all quiet until our climbing hero started singing.
jaune: oh i am cimbing up your tower, you can kiss my ass. i 've been climbing up your tower, and i'm smudging up your glass, hey.
then business guy comes to the scene
business guy: hey, don't take another suck suction cup man
everyone started snickering at hearing that joke, especially yang and tai
jaune: ah top of the tower to ya, business dummy
business guy: this is the last time you're gonna suction cup my tower, fuck head!!!
he said as he pulled out a water gun
weiss: a water gun?
whitley: what's he going to do with that, make this jaune wet or something?
the schnees deadpanned at his question
jaune: holy shit!! is that a water gun? my God man, you're insane!
he said sarcastically
business guy: there's more to it.
jaune: let me guess, you filled it with piss?
he said to business guy with a serious looking face
it was at this moment, that everyone stared at shock when they saw that face
yang: wait, WHAT!!!!!!
Weiss: that's disgusting.
saphron: more like ''weird''.
arc sisters: EWW!!!
Terra: i hope doesn't spray that stuff on him
she saids as she shivered
jaune: wait YOU DID FILL IT WITH PISS!!!!!????
Business guy: it's filled with a new product i whipped up so i can put an end to this shit-show forever. BAM, anti-suction cup window cleaner
as the audience saw and heard that, they sighed in relief
jenny arc: well that's a relief. right sisters?
arc sister: mmm hmm.
nora: yeah girls, your brother's going to be fine
me: i wouldn't jinx it.
charlotte arc: what do you mean, space guy gamer?
kali: that's your name?
me: yes and no, it's not my real name, it's just my nickname.
everyone: oh.
me: as for your question charlotte arc, you'll see but won't like it.
jaune: ....what does your company do?
YOU ARE READING
jaune Arc multiverse. (rwby x multiverse theater)
Fanfictionimagine the many universes of our beloved blonde knight, jaune arc, watched by the many characters of RWBY. (this was in my head for a while, so why the hell not)
