me: now before i start part 2 of Loo Loo Land, i just want to say that Loo Loo Land is a carnival, and a cheesy rip off of a popular theme park called Lu Lu World.
i said, then tsu realized something about the names
Tsu: wait, why does it have o's instead of u's?
she asked as everyone looked at me
me: simple (crosses arms) to avoid lawsuits.
i said
everyone: oh ok.
(at LOO LOO LAND)
We see the IMP Van park at the, well, parking lot at the theme park as Moxxie walked out and opened the side door as Stolisa walked out of the van with octavia having a cringed look on her face as she sees her mom put on an apple hat with big eyes on it as stolisa did a ''come on, let's go'' gesture, making her daughter pull her beanie down
now we see Blitz & Stolisa walk through the entrance
Phyrra: WOW, I'M FREAKISHLY TALL!!!!!
she exclaimed as the arc sisters, & jaune aizawa's three girlfriends have widened anime eyes at seeing how tall phyrra's counterpart is
Blitz: now remember, this is work and WORK only. me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?
octavia: (nervously) hey, mom, do we have to?
then blitz walked up to her
blitz: now hold it right there, sweetie (turns back to stolisa) if you try fucking my little ass in that park, i swear to-
then was cut off when stolisa bent down to his height
Stolisa: you are so cute (strokes blitz's face) when you are serious.
she said in a flirting way
Octavia: i'm literally gonna be sick.
moxxie: oh crumbs, i knew this would happen. what do you need? ant-acids, ibuprofen, morphine?
he asked as he pulled out a rack of needles with green liquid in them
Octavia: that was ''figurative'', old man.
she said bluntly, making moxxie laugh nervously
Moxxie: oh right, hehe (throws needles in baby carriage) but she said it was literal.
he said as the baby was about to play with the needles
females: NO DON'T!!!!!!
Millie: (takes off sunglasses) Wow, i haven't been to this place since i was a tot.
she said as a letter fell on a loo loo land guest, crushing him
millie: it hasn't changed a bit (looks at something she likes and grabs moxxie) oh, LOOK, It's big woobly!!!!!
she said cheerfully as she pointed at a ''messed up looking'' animatronic dino, which screeched
as adrian saw it screech, he cried as he held onto saphron, comforting him as terra glared at big woobly, along with Jaune Aizawa, the MHA staff, Yaoyarozu, and the U1 arc sisters
moxxie: that is...deeply upsetting.
saphron & the big woobly haters: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!!
Millie; oh come on, it's fun. you never been here?
she asked to her husband
Moxxie: no, theme parks always disturb me...especially the mascots.
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jaune Arc multiverse. (rwby x multiverse theater)
Fanfictionimagine the many universes of our beloved blonde knight, jaune arc, watched by the many characters of RWBY. (this was in my head for a while, so why the hell not)
