Six of Penguins 🐧

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by mewtwocool

by mewtwocool

Jesper: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Wylan: Alright, what's 30x17?
Jesper: 47
Wylan: That's not even close.
Jesper: But it was fast.

Kaz: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Jesper: It's not a joke.
Jesper: *sniffles*
Jesper: I'm a legit snack.

Kaz: Rules are made to be broken.
Matthias: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jesper: Uh, piñatas.
Nina: Glow sticks.
Inej: Karate boards.
Wylan: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Kaz: Rules.
Matthias:

Nina: Just be yourself.
Kaz: 'Be myself'? Nina, I have one day to win Inej over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Wylan: Couple weeks.
Matthias: Six months.
Jesper: Jury's still out.
Kaz: See, Nina?
Kaz: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Kaz: Time for plan G.
Nina: Don't you mean plan B?
Kaz: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Wylan: What about plan D?
Kaz: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Inej: What about plan E?
Kaz: I'm hoping not to use it. Jesper dies in plan E.
Matthias: I like plan E.

*Reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Jesper: Thanks fam!
Inej: Oh no
Nina: *cries* I love you too
Matthias: Sounds fake but okay
Wylan: *A flustered mess*
Kaz: Can I get a refund