Megatron and his precious army of idiots hating on each other

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by mewtwocool

by mewtwocool

Megatron: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Knock Out: Is it me, Lord Megatron?
Megatron: No, it's not you.
Dredwing: Is it me, Lord Megatron?
Megatron: It's not you either.
Starscream: Is it me, Lord Megatron?
Megatron:
Megatron, mockingly: Is IT mE LoRd mEgAtrOn?

Breakdown: Yo is Megatron sleeping or dead?
Starscream: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Knock Out: Yeah, so did I.
Megatron: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Knock Out: If you had to choose between Starscream and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Megatron: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Starscream: Lord Megatron!
Knock Out: 63 cents.
Megatron: I'll take the money.
Person B: LORD MEGATRON!!!

Megatron: Optimus Prime, my old arch-enemy.
Starscream: ... I thought I was your arch-enemy?
Megatron: I have a life outside of you, Starscream.

Megatron While I'm gone, Starscream, you're in charge.
Starscream: Yes!!!
Megatron, whispering: Soundwave you're secretly in charge.
Soundwave: Obviously.

Starscream: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Airachnid: You? Magic? Starscream, it says talent show.

Starscream: I'm going to take you out
Knock Out: great, it's a date!
Starscream: I meant that as a threat.
Knock Out: See you at five!