Transformers: Prime- Team Prime Edition

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by mewtwocool

by mewtwocool

With guest appearances from Jackwheel and Magnus Ultra!!!

'Can I copy your homework?'
Optimus: I can help you with it!
Bumblebee: Yeah, sure.
Smokescreen: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Arcee: lol nope.
Bulkhead: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Ratchet: *Read 5:55pm*

*The squad is over at Smokescreen's house*
Optimus: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Smokescreen: ... N-No...
Smokescreen, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Optimus, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Bulkhead: I see a-
Smokescreen, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Optimus: Oh, well I-
Smokescreen: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Smokescreen, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Rathcet: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Bumblebee: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Smokescreen: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Smokescreen: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Smokescreen, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Smokescreen: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Arcee, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Smokescreen:
Bumblebee: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Smokescreen:
Smokescreen, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Smokescreen: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Ratchet: I burned my tongue once while drinking tea.
Arcee: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Bulkhead: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Bumblebee: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Optimus:
Optimus: I have emotional scars.

Wheeljack: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Ultra Magnus: Okay, but what is updog?
Bumblebee: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Smokescreen: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Bulkhead: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Optimus: Surely, that's Uppsala, where as updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Ratchet: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Arcee: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Bumblebee: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Ultra Magnus: What's a henway??
Wheeljack: Oh, about five pounds.

Ratchet: I CAN'T DO IT!
Bulkhead, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ratchet: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Arcee: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ratchet:
Ratchet: I appreciate it,
Ratchet: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Optimus: Ratchet-
Ratchet: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Bumblebee: Ratchet we gotta-
Ratchet: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ratchet: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ratchet, motioning to Smokescreen: NOT FUCKING THIS