Joshler Oneshots

big booty goth bf

DESCRIPTION: inspired by 'big titty goth gf' but tyler's a big booty goth bf. i thought this was funny; im sorry but not. josh is his big bear. fem goth tyler and soft boy josh.

**not edited im sorry for any mistakes D:

OUTFITS:

josh: 

tyler:

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Tyler POV:

'fuckkkkkkkkkk' i groan as i hear my phone alarm screech. my boyfriend josh had set it to this alien sound and holy shit it's annoying. i roll out of bed, literally. i laid on the floor i really didn't wanna go to school but i really did wanna see josh. i sit back on my heels and open my wardrobe. i quite enjoy taking my time picking out my outfit, just for josh. you could say i dress to impress and to annoy other guys. i decide on a grey plaid skirt that just landed under my ass. i topped it off with a black long shirt with a skull and 'the goonies' on it. i stood up, put them on. scoff. this isn't extra or gay enough. so i dig through my wardrobe  and pull out some mesh black fingerless gloves and some jewellery. i top it off with different colour stripe socks and black doc martins. 'yeah, this is hot.' i smirk at myself. i turn around and bend over and realised i forgot to put on underwear. thank god i remember or my ass and dick would be on display to everyone. i groan as i once again head to my messy wardrobe, slipping on lacey thongs.

finally im done. i look at the clock; 6:37. school starts at 7:30, it takes 15 minutes to walk there. just enough time to do my makeup. i wander to my bathroom, take out my eyeline and proceed to painstakingly wing my eyeliner perfect on both eyes. after a few messy attempts its perfect. i clip some butterfly clips in my messy unbrushed hair. i think i look cooler when its not brushed, i look like a vampire werewolf mix. hot as fuck if you ask me. i head downstairs and grab a lolly. i did have time to get something more healthy, but why do that? i grab my black and white checkered backpack and begin my walk to school.

i suck on my lolly as i scan the school yard. where the hell is that big softie. josh is like 195 centimetres (6 feet 4 inches) and i still can never find him. just as i was about to call my big bear ,asking where the hell he is cause i need emotional support, i feel someone bite my.. ear? i turn around ready to kick ass, just to see it's josh. hes standing there; fruit bowl in one hand and a starbucks latte in the other. he laughs, 'nice karate pose my little ninja.' i blush as i set my hands down. 'you scared the shit out of me asshole! biting my ear ugh!' i throw my hands up and rest them around his neck. i lie my chin on his chest, pouting up at him. he smiles a big goofy grin that always makes me happy. 'im soooooooo sorry my little bratty bat.' he says sarcastically and smirks. i like our nicknames, bratty bat and big bear. i roll my eyes, right as the bell rings. luckily most of our classes are together, including the first. we walk, well, not hand and hand cause he's busy carrying food and coffee, he should be carrying me but y'know, its whatever...

we sit down at the back of our first class, history. not the worst, not the best. josh and i just eat his fruit bowl and share his coffee while the teacher blabbers on about somethin somthin idk i wasn't listening. 

-time skip to lunch-

i realized i forgot to back a lunch the night before. shit. so i did what i had to do, went to stand in line for the caffettiera. just as i did two big arms wrap around my waist. 'and why are you eating the school's shit meals?' ah, joshie. 'cause like the proud idiot i am, i forgot to pack a lunch.' i say as i peck his lips. 'sooooooooooooo? i always pack 2 portions in my lunch, lets just share.' i pout, 'nooo i don't wanna eat your lunch i feel guilty.' 'ty baby you always eat my lunch even if u bring your own, why else do u think i pack 2 portions?' i blush, he's right. 'fine.. only cause today is spaghetti day and i swear the meatballs are rubber balls.

we share his rice and sushi. god it was delicious. he always packs such great lunches, i usually toss in a bag of chips and a whole box of fruit snacks.

-time skip to end of school-

'baby will you come over to my house pleaseeee?' josh pleads with puppy eyes, his arm wrapped around my waist. 'duh of course, but why the puppy dog eyes? if you wanna get sexy, let me shower at your house first.' 'no no no! we dont have to make love. i was actually hoping for a rematch in mario kart..?' he grins. i snort and laugh. 'oh you big bear, you'll never beat me..' i smirk. 'one day, i will. and i will rub it in your face so hard.' he says as he kisses my nose. 'pffft, sure, whatever. c'mon lets go so i can beat you alreadyyy.' i say as i pull his arm. 'sure thing, my big booty goth boyfriends.' 'hey! w-watch it dun we are still at school!' god he really just said that.. now im turned on. 

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A/N: i think it's cool ending it partially off with the title, dont think i can keep it up for long tho. sorry this was a real filler i just was vibing with big booty goth bf tyler's personality. <3