I changed all their names to their real names bc I'm lazy to type out the whole thing
Jeongyeon:So can someone tell me why there is dog shit in the kitchen floor?
Mina:Ask Momo unnie she Probably didn't clean after Boo or Dobby or Probably Tzuyu but Tzu is responsible so yea
Momo:I wasn't even home wdym
Jeongyeon:Then who can it be??
Jihyo:Okay who was the last to be with the dogs?
Chaeyoung:I saw Tzuyu with the dogs before I want to take my afternoon rest
Tzuyu:Yea but then I went out with Momo unnie so it gotta be one of ya'll
Jihyo:Well three people is being extra quiet rn
Chaeyoung:Dahyun Unnie is sleeping with Sana Unnie
Momo:WHAT?!THAT SNAKE STEALING MY DUBU!!
Jeongyeon:So tht leaves to one person
Nayeon:Look it wasn't me I wasn't in the dorm either I went to see my family
Jihyo:Then who is it could it be Sana or Dahyun?
Dahyun:It was Sana Unnie I saw her
Sana:Momo put Dahyun's phone back
Dahyun:MoMo PuT dAhYuN's PhOnE bAcK stfu snake
Momo:It was Nayeon Unnie she lied to ya'll but she ask me to keep it a secret but I don't wanna get in trouble so sorry Unnie
Nayeon:You snitch
Dahyun:Momo unnie can I sleep with you instead,Sana unnie won't stop flirting with me
Momo:HA BEAT THT SNAKE!!AND SURE DUBU COME!!
Sana:Urgh whatever I still got Tzuyu
Tzuyu:Touch me with those filthy hands and I will burn you alive
Jeongyeon:Okay so now we know who the culprit is,get off your fucking phones and get to bed we have practice tmr
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