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Fyodor*entering his private apartment* : hello people who don't live here

Nikolai: HI FEDYAA!!!

Sigma: hi ,emm.. sir ?

Dazai : hi anemic rat! I've missed u !!

Fyodor: Nikolai , I gave you the key for emergencies

Nikolai: we run out of snacks!!!

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Sigma : soo Ur a big spoon or little spoon

Fyodor: I'm a knife

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Sigma:*holding his laugh*

Sigma: come on Nikolai , tell Fyodor what did you call a toaster this morning

Nikolai: ....

Nikolai: a bath bomb

Fyodor: ....

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Fyodor: I may be evil , corrupt, damaging ,manipulative,even suicidal-

Nikolai: But Ur beautiful and it makes up for it

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