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Fyodor: that's ridiculous Nikolai doesn't have a "crush" on me

Sigma: yes, he does

Ivan: yes, he does

Nikolai: yes, I do

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Fyodor: *in a tree* I don't know how I got here, neither how to get down

Nikolai: don't worry fedya I'll help you!!*climbs the tree*

Sigma*passing by*: look a fruit tree

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Nikolai: fedyaaa call the kids they aren't litsening to meee

Fyodor: why would they listen to me, I'm not their mum

Nikolai: try it

Fyodor: everyone line up we have to discuss something.

*All the DOA+vampires lines up*

Fyodor: I- look I'm not your mum!

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Nikolai*to the DOA*: I wanna fck y'alls mum

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Nikolai: I'm in pain.

Sigma: emotional pain or OMG THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD

Nikolai: yeah. pain.

Fyodor: lmao I wish I had that much blood

Fyodor:

Fyodor: I'll call an ambulance

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Nikolai: I made coffee

Fyodor: I don't want coffee I have tea

Nikolai: is not for you, I made it for my self

Fyodor: ...then what's the point of telling me...?

Nikolai: it's a conversation starting

Fyodor: well it's a noisy conversation starter

Nikolai: yeah well we're talking! Checkmate!!

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Nikolai on the trailer looks great 😩

Funfact: I went to the prettiest library of the world in Oporto on vacation one day after bsd trailer and there were no Nikolai neither Fyodor books available, idk Whether it has to do or not

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