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Enjoy ig im suuper late

Fyodor: i think my guardian angel does drugs.

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Fyodor: so what have you made for dinner?

Nikolai:*staring at the burnt food* regret

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*Sigma and Nikolai doing something stupidly dangerous*
Fyodor: what curious carefree and imbecile people, I wonder where the person in charge is
Fyodor: OH FUCK ITS ME, IM THE PERSON IN CHARGE

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Nikolai: *talking about rats taking the world*
Sigma: shut up.
Nikolai: ehhhh why???
Sigma: the explanation is really scientifically simple. Shut up. Thats why.
Fyodor: shut urself up ur three

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Sigma: DAZAI RAN AWAY WITH THE CAR
Nikolai: well thats not a problem i can just teletransport in the car!
Fyodor: NIKOLAI DONT YOU DARE.
Fyodor: lets go to the road he probably crashed already

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Nikolai: change its inedible
Sigma: dont you mean inevitable?
Nikolai:*spills coins* well
Fyodor: what a interesting way of geting iron...

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Sigma: do you mind if i slyly mention youre single?
Nikolai: dont you dare
Sigma: you wont even notice!
Fyodor: why do you wanted to meet today koyla?
Sigma: hes single!
Fyodor:.....

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Fyodor: for the people on the last chapter saying they expected to find us fucking have you heard about LOCKING THE DOOR-

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