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Honestly I'm tired to do simply anything but there's a new chapter ig
Pop quiz!: What country do you think I'm from?

Nikolai: Fedya talks when he's sleep it's so cute!

Fyodor:*sleep* I'm gonna kill y'all with a mix of cyanide and arsenic, Я опьяню вас всех во сне,(I'm gonna kill them on their sleep) ВСЕ УМРЕТ (everyone will die!)

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Sigma: will you be mad at something I didn't do?

Fyodor: I could never

Sigma: uff all right! I didn't do the dishes!

Fyodor:

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Sigma: UMH... Mr Dostoevsky?

Fyodor: yeah?

Sigma: Can someone breathe in a washing machine that is on?

Fyodor:

Fyodor: where's Koyla??

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Nikolai: *Rolling down the window*: what seems to be the problem officer?

Officer: GET OUT OF MY CAR

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Nikolai: *unbuttoning shirt*: it's so hot in here!

Fyodor: I know but may I ask why are you unbuttoning my shirt??

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Braam: the French culture had given us so many things

Aya: french omelette

Sigma: french fries

Nikolai: french toast

Fyodor: the guillotine.

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Fyodor: we call this a "traumatic" moment

*Turns to sigma*: not a "major L"

*Turns to dazai*: neither a *bruh moment*

*Turns to Nikolai*: and definitely not an uff lmao

Science path is a traumatic moment I should have went to arts 😭
Well school it's consuming me so yeah I'm kinda inactive, but I'll continue I swear just more slowly

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