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Sorry guys I'm on vacations , I'll post more next week but here a small one

Nikolai: FYODOR WHAT ARE U DRINKING ?!

Fyodor: tea

Nikolai: wha- what tea ?

Fyodor: tea-quila

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Fyodor: *constantly biting his lips*

Nikolai: if you bit your lip one more time I'm gonna do it for you

Sigma: *confused* what-?

Sigma: *realising what he ment* WHAT?!

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Fyodor: do you trust me?

Sigma: not really

Fyodor: smart guy

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Fyodor: why's Nikolai carrying a pothead plant ?

Sigma: He was talking a lot of nonsense so I made him carry one to make up for a lot of wasted oxygen.

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Nikolai: how high are u?

Sigma: idk how to say it in feet

Nikolai: no, like.... drugs

Sigma: I just swallowed enough antidepressants

Nikolai: oh...

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