Chapter 2: The Explosion girl

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It was a beautiful morning. At the stables. Inside a barn. We see Kazuma awake while Aqua is sleeping

Kazuma: This isn't how I imagined life in a parallel world would be. Income is unstable for a beginner adventurer, so sleeping in a stable is normal. Now that I think about it, adventurers are insignificant, job-hopping part-timers. Job-hoppers can't even afford to stay in hotels in a place as affluent as Japan. Minimum wage? Fair labor standards? What are those? Are they tasty?

Aqua yawns and wakes up.

Aqua: Good morning

Kazuma: Don't "Good morning" me. It's almost noon. Weren't we going on a kill quest? And Where's Cleetus?

Cleetus then entered the barn.

Cleetus Jr: Hey guys

Kazuma: There you are, so as I was saying, weren't we going on a kill quest?

Aqua: Once I realized we didn't have to go to our construction job, I couldn't help myself

Kazuma: *in his mind* what happened to her saying I could count on her yesterday

Kazuma: So, wasn't this world supposed to be under attack by the devil king, and in a huge crisis?

Cleetus Jr: That's true. I have never seen anything bad going on

Aqua: This is the furthest city from the Devil king's castle. Besides, he wouldn't go out of his way to attack a city with nothing but novice adventurers in it

Kazuma: I guess...

Cleetus Jr: I'm bored, should we go on a kill quest or what?

Aqua: Yes, You can count on me!

Kazuma: Something tells me you said something similar yesterday. But you're indeed a Goddess

Cleetus Jr: Yeah, we're counting on ya!

Kazuma: All right, let's put together the most basic equipment we can and head out

Aqua and Cleetus Jr: Yeah!

The man next door: HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA HANG AROUND?! DO YOU WANNA GET WALLOPED?!

Kazuma, Aqua, and Cleetus Jr: W-We're sorry!

Kazuma was running away from a giant toad

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Kazuma was running away from a giant toad

Kazuma: SAVE ME, AQUA! SAVE ME CLEETUS- WHOA!

Cleetus Jr: I'm surprised he doesn't get tired easily. Brother, you should join a running marathon, you do great!

Kazuma: NOT FUNNY CLEETUS!

Aqua was laughing.

Aqua: Oh, Man, This is hysterical! Kazuma your face is red and you have tears in your eyes! You look super desperate

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