Cleetus and Kazuma were sitting at a table at the guild. Kazuma recently learned a new skill.
Kazuma: Create water!
Water came out of his hand and landed in a glass cup.
Cleetus Jr: Alright, let's have a taste
Cleetus picks up the cup and drinks the water.
Kazuma: How is it?
Cleetus Jr: Mhm, tastes pretty good. I mean there is no flavor of course but, it tastes amazing
Fiddlepat: Can I try?
Cleetus Jr: How? you're in my head
Fiddlepat: good point
Kazuma: Glad to hear that. Now that I have learned a skill, maybe I'm a bit more of an adventurer
Cleetus Jr: I guess you are
Darkness: Kazuma! Cleetus! Look! I repaired my armor with the reward I got for the cabbages. It's so shiny now! What do you both think?
Kazuma: Looks like some sort of armor newly-rich aristocrat's son would wear
Darkness: There are times when I'd like some genuine praise, too. You never show mercy, do you, Kazuma?
Fiddlepat: Is she enjoying it?
Cleetus Jr: Yes. She's a masochist
Fiddlepat: I see
Darkness: What about you Cleetus? What do you think of my armor?
Cleetus gets up and walks around Darkness to see her armor.
Cleetus Jr: It's the same, but I must say. You are looking good right now with that new armor of yours
Cleetus feels the feather with his hands.
Cleetus Jr: I also like the new feather. It's very soft
Fiddlepat: Nah really?! Come on! It's a feather! Of course, it's soft!
Darkness: *Blushes*Oh, I bet you say that to any girl to win her heart
Cleetus Jr: Ha! I wish, but I get slapped every time I say that. Probably because I'm fat
He looks down in sadness. Darkness felt bad for the fat Farmer. Kazuma noticed this and decided to change the subject.
Kazuma: Well, I don't have time to pay attention to you right now Darkness.
The three of them turn to see Megumin rubbing herself on her new staff.
Kazuma: You should do something about that pervert before she surpasses you
Megumin: Irresistible! Irresistible! The luster of this Manatite staff brimming with magical power *moans*
Cleetus Jr: What the hell?!
Fiddlepat: A lot of Pedophiles are going to have the wrong idea. Do FBIs exist in this world?
Cleetus Jr: I don't think they do. But now I'm considering making an FBI Klan in this world
Aqua: What was that?!
The three turn around to see Aqua shaking Luna.
Aqua: Hey, you, What's the meaning of this?! Just how many cabbages do you think I caught?!
Luna: W-Well...
Aqua: What?
Luna: Most of what you caught is lettuce
YOU ARE READING
The Isekai'd Farmer (A Konosuba fanfic)
AdventureAfter Cleetus Jr dies in the hunting accident due to a misunderstanding, He gets reincarnated into another world. Join Cleetus Jr and his friends in an awesome adventure to defeat the devil king.
