(A/N): You might see some mistakes. I got too lazy to fix them.
It was a snowy day. Of course, everyone was in the mansion Including the myths. Well, besides AloneTraveler. Aqua was stitching up Kazuma's tracksuit.
Aqua: Achoo!
Kazuma: My, oh my, are you catching a cold? Take care, now.
Aqua: You're sounding pretty nasal yourself, Kazuma-san. I'll hurry and fix this tracksuit for you.
Kazuma: You're the one who threw it in the fireplace, though.
Aqua stomach rumbles.
Kazuma: My, oh my, feeling hungry?
Aqua: Actually, I guess I haven't eaten breakfast yet.
Kazuma: You're the one who got carried away and spend all our money on booze, though.
Fiddlepat: She is the one at fault? Pretty sure you're the one who said you will pay up everyone's drinks yesterday.
Kazuma: NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU!!!
Fiddlepat: You screaming at me just proves me right you know? But yeah, I guess Aqua did waste a bit of our money.
Aqua: BUT... EVERYONE WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN PARTYING!
Aqua sees Kazuma holding her secret bottle of booze.
Aqua: That looks like the fancy bubbly I had hidden under my bed...
Kazuma: I wonder if the pawn shop's open...
Aqua gets up and tries to get her booze back. Kazuma was pushing her away.
Aqua: Give it back! That's my last bottle! It's my last hope!
Kazuma: I'm gonna go trade it for cash right now! And if I can't, I'll just drink it all right here! Maybe that would warm me up a little!
Aqua: *crying* Don't! I can't fall asleep if I'm not holding that bottle!
Fiddlepat: At things are still normal around here...
Both Megumin and Fiddlepat see RUST_010 and G0Z who are still in a hangover.
Megumin: They have been like that for quite a while. How come you're not like them Fiddlepat?
Fiddlepat: Hmm...
*Flashback*
*Flashback ends*
Fiddlepat: And somehow, those maids managed to beat the drunkenness out of me. So yeah, that's why I'm fine unlike those two bozos on the floor.
Megumin: Wow...
Kazuma: *Still yelling at Aqua* You're making demands like that after burning my tracksuit! You out to go sell that raiment, too!
Aqua: What are you saying?! This raiment is part of my identity as a goddess! There's no way I can sell it! Are you stupid? Why are you being so stupid?!
Kazuma: *raises hand* STEAL!
Kazuma manages to steal Aqua's scarf.
Aqua: AAHHH KAZUMA-SAMA! I'm SORRY FOR GETTING CARRIED AWAY, SO PLEASE STOP!!!
Kazuma: SHUT UP! We haven't repaid any of our debt and Darkness still isn't back! Not to mention, CLEETUS IS FUCKING DEAD!!!
Megumin winces at the mention of Cleetus. Fiddlepat places a comforting hand on her shoulder.
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The Isekai'd Farmer (A Konosuba fanfic)
AdventureAfter Cleetus Jr dies in the hunting accident due to a misunderstanding, He gets reincarnated into another world. Join Cleetus Jr and his friends in an awesome adventure to defeat the devil king.
