The Outsiders ships, smut, and gang one-shots

things my friends have said as the gang

did you guys know i'm having an "episode" as my mom would call it? -johnny

i didn't have the motivation until my ex cheated on me, all of a sudden i'm a track star -sodapop

i can literally walk forwards and backwards and above -twobit

don't taki to me -dallas

when your chicken starts to taste and feel like chicken -ponyboy

emo is not a kink -steve

i had SWASS so bad right now -steve

ew it smells like booty cake -sodapop

why'd this bitch breathe so heavy? -ponyboy

i want covid -dallas

but you're playing with your fucking cats -marcia

i lost a titty crystal -cherry

that's my cock right there -dallas

i'm a little bit sharp -dallas

dead people. Complete nuisance -the police

gotta cut the tip -sodapop

i want a forehead kiss from a snake -johnny

*leans in and whispers into johnny's ear* it's got dead kids on it -dallas

i figured it out, it's mellon -darry

car porn? -steve

you should shove that in my mouth, how about my ass later? -sodapop

i have other stuff in my eyes only that's not nudes -dallas

why is there a lump? -darry

i dropped my teeth!! -steve

my god, i should've put my bra on -steve

my butt got that chair so sweaty -sodapop

johnny: can i borrow someone's charger shawty?
dallas: you can use mine. it's tiny, the size of my penis

oh my boobies bro -steve

boom... bitch -darry

why didn't she just say melt your penis? -ponyboy

like my cum cup? -dallas

mmmmmm milk -sodapop

steve: why does your couch pull out like that?
sodapop: cause it's a pull out
steve: why's it a pull out?
sodapop: cause it doesn't want you to get pregnant

i wanna be the sexy frog -twobit

not every old british person is the queen -darry

he's very agriscience and british -ponyboy

see through fedora people? -steve

do you like take her spit and put it on a website? -sodapop

*picks up lightsaber* bend over -darry

they just rapped their toes around me -sodapop

ive got to put my tear drops away -johnny

oh no your penis fell -dallas

your cat reminds me of my cat but they look nothing alike but they have the same personality, you know, cat wise -ponyboy

*with ice cure in mouth* my cat twister, he's dead. he's been sleeping for a long time -sodapop

cats have sex -darry

why do you want covid so much? you have asthma and you vape too much -darry talking to dalls

the imprint of this is in my ass.... yo e thinking about it aren't you? -steve talking to soda

*watching cars*
twobit: how do you think the cars have sex?

pony: johnny i think this is racist
johnny: i'm black

i grr when i jizz -twobit

how am i going to school with a guy with a gotea? -ponyboy

i will start moving my dick again -dallas

pony: why didn't you just half swipe?
sodapop: bEcAusE i wAS a LitTtlE oUt oF iT

screw you soda, i'll do it. i swear -steve

i don't want your trucking company-steve

i'm trying to entertain fuck boy over here -johnny

imagine that all up in you, i'm so silly -sodapop

such a hard life... everyone wants to fuck me -sodapop

i feel like pizza -darry

i'm your mommy -twobit

you're on your pussy bleed -darry

bob: wear them next time i'm over, then i'll find the clit
cherry: you still can't