The Music Freaks (TMF) Incorrect Quotes ⭐️!

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(Note: these all take place before ep.9. None of these are cannon, especially the ships.)

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(Luke and Jake talking)
(Zander enters the room)
Luke: Damn, I wonder how Zander manages to look so good.
Zander: Bitch, when you spend that long in the closet, you ain't gonna come out looking like sum rat

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Liam: Say no to drugs.
Henry: Say yes to drugs.
Drew: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

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Jake: Can I bother you for a second?
Zander: You're always bothering me, but go ahead

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Zander: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Shannon: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
Zander: .
Zander: I'll go make my bed-

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Milly: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Sean: Ducks can't eat lightbulbs?
Jake: I think that's the point.
Milly: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.

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Jake: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Zander, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Sean: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Luke: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Milly: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Zander: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Jake: *flips the board*

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Elliot: *seductively takes off glasses*
Elliot: Wow...
Milly: *blushes* Haha... what?
Elliot: You're really fucking blurry.

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Liam: Would you slap Henry -
Drew: Yes.
Liam: I didn't even finish!
Drew: Sorry, continue.
Liam: Would you slap Henry for 10 dollars?
Drew: I would do it for free.
Henry: Rude...

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Hailey: There's no way she likes me back.
Daisy: Milly would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Hailey: Milly would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Jake: So you like cats?
Luke: Yeah.
Jake: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Sean: *sees Stacy and Luke together*
Sean: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Jake: You mean... you ship them?

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Zoey: Your smile? It makes my day.
Lia: Your happiness? I live for that.
Milly: A room? Get one.
Luke: Hotel? Trivago.

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Ok that's all for now, thank you for reading!!! This was really fun to make :p
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-Tish ❤️