(Read my last chapter, 'ships' before reading this.)
So uh, I asked what ship you guys wanted for a ship only chapter, but I only got one comment 😭. So uh, I'm just going to do Lander instead, because who doesn't like Lander 😁?
Mk enjoy ❤️
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(Note: these all take place before ep.9. None of these are cannon, especially the ship.)
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Luke: I want to kiss you.
Zander, not paying attention: What?
Luke: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Luke: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Zander: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Luke: Yes.
Zander: I'd sleep.
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Zander: I fell—
Luke: From heaven?
Zander: No, I literally fell—
Luke: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Zander: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Luke: Okay, but do you think I'm handsome? Be honest.
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Luke: But what about Zander? He's my SOULMATE!
Hailey: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
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Zander: I'm this close to falling in love with Luke.
Jake: Your fingertips are touching.
Zander: Exactly.
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Luke: Are you a painting?
Zander: What-?
Luke: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Milly: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-
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Milly: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Hailey: *blushing* I—
Zander, butting into the conversation: Luke is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Zander: Ugh. I hate you.
Luke: Love you too!
Zander: I said I hated you!
Luke: And I said I loved you too!
Zander: Such an idiot.
Luke: I hate you!
Zander: I love you!
Luke: *GASP* You actually said it-
Zander: WAIT NO-
Luke: OMG I LOVE YOU TOOOO
Zander: NO SHUT UP
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Luke: Zander let's kiss
Zander: ....
Zander: Why
Luke: Bc im hot
Zander: ....
Zander: Fuck you
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Luke: *kisses his drums*
Zander: *internally jealous*
Luke: Aren't my drums just beautiful?
Zander: Sure. Whatever you think.
Luke: *leaves*
Zander: *to his drums* If you ever touch him again I'll fucking murder you!
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Zander: Apparently at some point when Luke and i were cuddling with each other, he asked me how i felt about pet names, to which I replied 'well you have to call them something'.
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Zander: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Luke: Aww-
Zander: With 2 straws, I can drink it at double speed 😎.
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Sorry for the short chapter, busy day
Also happy Easter 🐣!
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