The Music Freaks (TMF) Incorrect Quotes ⭐️!

💛 Port Tree 💛

(Note: these all take place before ep.9. None of these are cannon, especially the ships.)

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Lia: *Sigh* What's gone wrong, Henry?
Henry: Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.
Lia: That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Henry: Well... There's a crisis.

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Henry , pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Liam: Gray.
Jake: Grey.
Henry, turning to Drew: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Drew: Dark white.

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Luke: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Club: Awwww-
Luke: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Club: ...

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Jake: Milly and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Hailey: What did you do?
Jake: She chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Milly: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Hailey: Jake , you'll be working with Luke and Zander.
Jake : Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Luke and Zander: 👁👄👁
Jake : ...Of people on a team.

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Hailey: You shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Elliot: What baby?
Hailey, crying: Me.

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Daisy: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Zoey: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!
The Jomies: *Visible Sadness*

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Luke: And now for a gay update with Daisy and Stacy.
Stacy: Getting gayer.
Luke : Thank you, Stacy.

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Liam: Do you mind if I slyly mention to Daisy that you're single?
Jake: Do not do that.
Liam: You won't even notice!
Daisy, entering: Liam, you wanted to see me again?
Liam: Jake's single
Jake:

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Hailey: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Lia: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Hailey, already taking off their clothes: God, Lia, you're so fucking stupid.

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Jake: I think I'm falling for you.
Zander: Then get up.

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Henry, bursting into the room: You two are making out!
Drew, not looking up from his book: Really? Jake, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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Drew: I didn't drink that much last night.
Liam: You were flirting with Zoey.
Drew: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Liam: You asked if she was single.
Drew: And???!!
Liam: She said she was.

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Milly: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Zoey: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Milly: But you're always acting stupid?
Zoey: ...
Zoey: Yeah, don't think about that too hard

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Stacy: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Sadie: Merry crisis.
Zander: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Henry : Hoe hoe hoe. *sniggers*
Stacy: Guys, please.

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That's all for today!
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-Tish ❤️