(We now see I.M.P Headquarters. We see Blitz and Y/N. Blitz is impersonating Moxxie and Millie.)
Blitz:(impersonating Millie) "Oh,Blitz! You're such a good boss! (impersonating Moxxie)"Yeah, I really want you sir." (Impersonating Millie) "Me too!" (As himself) Let's three-way!
Y/N: You know, I wonder how that would turn out.
Blitz: Yeah, I guess.
(Blitz's cellphone is now ringing.)
Blitz: WHAT?!
Stolas: Why,hello, my big dicked Blitzy.
(Blitz and Octavia both spit out their coffee in suprise. Blitz slams his " BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk.)
Blitz: What-
Octavia: The-
Y/N:FUCK-
Octavia: Dad?!
Stolas: Language,everyone! I have a special request~
Blitz: Aw... G-Look, I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass.
Stolas: It's for my daughter.
Blitz. Ah. Well, make sure she washes it.
Stolas: No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us!
Blitz: We're assassins, not bodyguards,'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die.
Stolas: I'll pay you~
Blitz: Pay me what?
Stolas: Moneyyyy~
Blitz: Done!
(Blitz hangs up and accidentally slams his phone down on the desk hard enough to smash it to pieces.)
Blitz: M n' M, get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
Y/N and Millie: Loo Loo Land?!
Blitz: Loo Loo Land!
Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
(10 minutes later, they are now at Loo Loo Land.)
Blitz: Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?
Octavia: Hey... Dad... Do we have to?
Blitz: Okay,yeah, hold on right there,sweetie. (turns to Stolas) If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--
Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious.
Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick.
Y/N: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
Moxxie: Oh,crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need? Antacids? Ibuprofen? Morphine?
Octavia: That was figurative, old man.
Moxxie: Oh, right. (under his breath) But she said it was literal.
Millie: Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot! It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!
(We see a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur.)
Moxxie: That is... deeply upsetting.
Millie: Oh come on! It's fun! You've never been here?
YOU ARE READING
Childhood Love:Moxxie x Male Reader
FanfictionY/N and Moxxie have been friends in hell since they were both 6 years old. They both were a dynamic duo until a certain somebody had to move. They meet up again one day. Who knows what will happen?
