(We now see Blitz and the crew driving their gray van across the street.)
Blitz: I love this song!(singing) You were a spicy little- uh- with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!
(Loona is sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitz, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Y/N and Moxxie are covering their ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.)
Blitz: Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare...
(They drive into an old crowded parking lot.)
Y/N: (thinking) Satan, make him stop!
Blitz: Thoooought it might be love, but you went--
(A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.)
Blitz:(stops singing) Unholy shit, fu-
(Blitz slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitz turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which says "SUCKS-4-LIFE".)
Blitz: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
(Blitz pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.)
Blitz: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!
(The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitz lowers the megaphone, shocked.)
Blitz: Oh shit! Verosika!
(Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.)
Verosika: Blitzo.
Blitz: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is... three rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitz: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
(Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.)
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
(Verosika takes a drink from her bottle.)
Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".
Blitz: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika: Actually, prick... it has my name on it.
(Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P. is crossed out on the ground.)
Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infiinetely more successful companies in the building...
Loona: (watching from the van) No way...
Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.
Blitz: A WEEK?! No, no you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!
Verosika: Awww, you mad Blitzo? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...
Blitz/Verosika: ...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!
Blitz: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.
(Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van. Blitz follows Verosika.)
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Childhood Love:Moxxie x Male Reader
FanfictionY/N and Moxxie have been friends in hell since they were both 6 years old. They both were a dynamic duo until a certain somebody had to move. They meet up again one day. Who knows what will happen?
