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Adam
Somehow Jaida managed to convince me to take her to a club to drink alcohol.

Normally I hate alcohol, but it doesn't mean I dont know how to drink.

Even if I didnt I was drinking with an expert namely Jaida fucking Accardi.

I sat back as she got wasted and danced around.

10 minutes later i felt she had had enough and I had to carry her fat ass to the car.

"Adam!"she said sleepily.

"Yeah!"I said.

"Can I ask you something?"she asked with her eyes closed.

"If you ask me something stupid I'll leave you on this sidewalk!"

"Wow what a stupid thing to say considering you're my bodygaurd!"

"Ok, fine ask!"

"Why am I so fucking fine!"

She said and I snorted.

"Well,"she said opening her eyes slightly.

"Wait you didn't actually expect me to answer that question did you!"

"Yes the fuck I did it wasn't rethorical now answer!"

"Well I guess God took his time with you!"

She smiled a drunk smile and said,
"Why arent we moving!"

"Theres this grandma crossing the street!"

"Which normal grandma isn't asleep at 12 am!"

"This one I guess!"

She honked the horn and climbed out the window shouting,

"Hey grandma probably sure your grave hasn't been dug yet so move it will ya!"

I tried to stop her I seriosuly did but I was having way too much fun.

Whoever's granny this was she was a gangster.

A minute later Jaida was out of the car and the granny had her in a headlock, it was freaking amazing.

I could tell Jaida wasn't trying to hurt her but she had to do something or this granny was going to choke her.

"Respect your elders you fucking brat!"she said.

Jaida had pretty much passed out.

When I felt I had had enough I got out of the car and tried to pry Jaida from her grip.

But somehow I had managed to get myself into a headlock as well!

I managed to free myself but the granny kept smacking my head, muttering something about how our generation is messed up.

"Gram!"said a guy about my age.

"Oh My God I am so sorry, my Grandma is a bit crazy  she wanders off at times, I swear I only left her for like a second."he said holding her shoulders.

Somewhere in between his explanation I had managed to pick Jaida up.

"Dont sweat it dude she is one tough Granny!"

He scratched his head a wide smile on his face.

"Ok I'll be going now, this bitch is too heavy!"I said turning around to leave.

"Oh My God, Jaida!"he said.

"Do you know her!"

Of course he does dumbass.

"Yes shes my friend, she got drunk didn't she!"

I nodded.

"Um piece of advice when she wakes up she'll be super grumpy and violent it's kind of like a side effect of her drinking, and if you think this Jaida is annoying just wait for her to wake up, just give her a glass of raw eggs that does the trick!"

I nodded again and said,

"Arent you going to ask me who I am or what I'm doing with her!"

"You're not kidnapping her right!"

"No!"

"Then I dont care, you're probably the new bodyguard, it was nice knowing you, I'm Zachie by the way!"

For a moment I forgot about Gangster Granny.

"Zachie, take me home or I'm going to lie in the middle of the street!"

I smiled slightly as he walked away with his granny turning to wave at me.

"She is one crazy ass granny!" said a barely conscious Jaida.

"Yep!"

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Hola!
So I recently started learning italian because like why the fuck not, plus its hella sexy.
And yes I know Hola isnt italian .
I'm using the Duolingo app and it's frustrating the shit out of me.
Ok bye Vote, Comment and share.

Peace out✌