homestuck headcanons

rose

- she would totally have a ao3 acc and post wizard smut on there you cannot prove me wrong i am never wrong 

- kanaya would make alt acc's and secretly read and comment on her fanfics about how great they are 

- rose knows its kanaya bc seer things but doesnt say anything about it 

- its like the peak of romanc omg 

- she is purple. purple is her. purple? no, thats rose lalonde. everything in her wardrobe aside from her godtier contains purple. kanaya respects this and keeps it in mind whenever desing clothes for her 

- therapist friend who rlly needs theapy 

- when she was young and she had nightmares she would always go and try to talk to her mom about it but she was too drunk and just ended up speaking absolute nonsense whenever rose tried to talk to her 

- has a folder on her laptop which has word docs containing a psychological profile for everyone she knows and has met, explaining their mental state and anlsying them in every way possinle. she adds to this after eahc convosterion or intercation with the person

- she and terezi are best writer and artist friends on the meteor, terezi would draw charecter designs while rose would write the backstory for the charecters