I promise bhai, never again

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The juniors of the mighty ICT were sitting in Harry's room playing Playstation. Suddenly one gentleman was bored of playing and decided to shake up a storm.

Harry: Yaar meko bore ho raha hai ab! Chalo na kuch masti karte hai!

Jassi: Teko kab bore nahi hota?

Rahul: Exactly Jass jab dekho tab iska "chalo na kuch masti karte hai" wala tape chalu ho jata hai.

Harry: Aacha? Sach sach bol Rah tu bhi bore ho raha hai na PS khel ke?

Ishan: Im with Harry bhai! Yaar hum do ghante se PS khel rahe hai, ab kuch aur karte hai na, plzzzzzzzz

Rahul: Ishu tu na rehne de. Tu janta nahi hai Harry ke plans kaise hote hai.

Jassi: Exactly Ishu, yeh janab jab bhi plan banate hai tab hum hamesha phaste hai.

Rishab: Arey problem Harry ke planning se hai na, humari planning se to nahi na? Hum to kuch interesting plan kar hi sakhte hai na.

Rahul: Rishu kya baat hai tu smajdari wali baat kar raha hai? Sach Sach bol yeh mera aur Jassi ka asar hai na?

Harry: Haan haan le lo tum log credit, bol to aise rahe ho jaise tum log hi smajdar ho mai bhi to hu na?

Rahul: Mast joke mara re Harry!

Jassi: Agar tum dono ka ho gaya ho to wapis planning pe aye?

Ishan: Hum na hotel me neeche ek mocktail baar hai vaha chalte hai, sunna hai they have some good finger food too.

Rahul: yeh plan aacha hai, bio bubble me bhi rehenge aur maza bhi ayega.

All the boys get ready and head down to the mocktail bar.

Harry: Ab yaha aa to gaye aur order bhi de diya hai, so lets play a game while we wait.

Rahul: Kaunsi game khelenge?

Jassi: Chalo would you rather khelte hai.

Everyone agrees and starts playing while drinking their mocktails (no alcohol). Harry again started getting bored, and he decided that he will have to take matters in hand to make the evening interesting. He all of a sudden gets an idea and smirks internally. 

Harry: Guys i need to go to the restroom, ill be back in a min tab tak tum log khelo.

Saying this Harry leaves but instead of going to the restroom he heads to the counter.

Bartender: How can I help you sir?

Harry: hey bro, i need a biggggggg favor.

Bartender: Yes sir tell me.

Harry: Look this has to stay between the two of us no one I mean no one can know.

Bartender: (a little unsure of whats coming) O..ok sir 

Harry whispers his plan to the bartender and the bartender looks at Harry shocked.

Bartender: are you sure sir? I mean its against their wish what if someone finds out and i lose my job? No sir I cant do this.

harry: arrey dont worry, I will take of everything you just do what i asked you to do.

The bartender reluctantly agrees and Harry heads back to the table.

Jassi: Itni deir kyu lagi? 

Harry: arey vo on my way back Natasha called so I was sitting in the corner talking to her.

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