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facts:
-has mismatched eyes (one is light green eye and one is dark green and it's OBVIOUS)
-wastes sunrises before training covering one eye of choice with mud
-no cat has ever given him a hard time for his eyes; he has solely bullied himself for the "flaw" in his eyes that he pinpointed/decided himself (he is the epitome of relentlessly hating himself WITHOUT the influence of others)
-splits his legs outward to become shorter than other cats to hide his eyes, wishing he could beng his cat legs like twolegs (the splayed out legs give off a lazy impression)
