SUCKERS! - NCT

cookie cracker

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mickey mouse clubhouse

fullhaes:
markkk
i swear it wasnt me

spidermark:
fuck u all
then who did?!

haneulys:
uhm what happened?

spidermark:
someone literally cracked my cookie

n_jaem
me, haechan, jeno and mark were
making cookies

spidermark:
one of you are lying.
jaem was it u?

n_jaem:
of course not!

haneulys:
may i know the full story

spidermark:
okay so
we were making cookies
bc idk jaemin suggested it?
and i wanted to make my cookie
into a star so i went to find
a cookie cutter

bestlele:
im gonna be a star

spidermark:
and when i got back
i saw that my cookie was
cracked in half
i still suspect haechan.

fullhaes:
i told you, it wasnt me!
what abt jeno?
hes suspiciously quiet.

ljn_23:
what?
i didnt even do anything!
i was just making cookies
peacefully
but..

huang_jun:
what happened
wait nvm i don't wanna
know what happened
i have some better things
to do

bestlele:
like watch moomin?
thats the only thing you
ever watch this week

huang_jun:
吃大便

bestlele:
ok

spidermark:
can we get back to finding the
cookie cracker pls

n_jaem:
wait.. i did notice jisung
went to see what we were doing.
he was touching your cookies.

spidermark:
what? no. it can't be jisung!

haneulys:
this is so dramatic im
gonna piss myself

fullhaes:
mark, i know its hard to believe it but
he has big hands that were on
your cookies.
it could only be him

spidermark:
i need a moment.
bye

haneulys:
uhm bye?
anyways.
wheres jisung

ljn_23:
hes probably listening to
those breakup songs that were
originally nursery rhymes

huang_jun:
LMFAOOO

bestlele:
he is actually

haneulys:
why r u always with him

bestlele:
cuz we r dating
joke. 🤞

fullhaes:
haneul the way that could
be us rn but you playing.

haneulys:
sorry buddy you dont seem
like prince charming to me

fullhaes:
ouch

n_jaem:
did haechan just
get buddy zoned

huang_jun:
yes
yes, he did

park__j:
does mark know i cracked his cookie

ljn_23:
idk
he doesnt want to believe that fact

n_jaem:
hi my baby jisungie
i love you

park__j:
i'm 19

n_jaem:
that doesnt stop me from
showering my love to you

park__j:
will my fist stop you?

n_jaem:
uhm
yes it will i'll stay quiet now.

spidermark:
PARK JISUNG!!!

ljn_23:
this is my cue to play games

bestlele:
shits going on and you wanna play
your games?!?! boooriiinnggg..!!

park__j:
FIGHT ME YOU SPIDERMAN
ASS BITCH

n_jaem:
lets go offline now
trust me, you dont wanna experience mark
after someone cracked his cookie nor
do you wanna experience jisung
throwing punches

haneulys:
oh uhm okay

huang_jun:
i wanna say goodluck to jisung but
i hate that kid
seen by haneulys, n_jaem
and five others at 1.27pm

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a short filler chapter 😕🤙