Your dad got fucked by Lucifer

Chapter 1

Schlatt pov:
I looked down at my new born son as he cuddled the stuffed bee toy that Mammon had given me back at my time in Devildom when I was still attending RAD

The memory of how Mammon got me the stuffed bee had came back to me while I was still pregnant with Tubbo

I was trying to think of how to decorate his nursery but couldn't think of anything which led to me going on a walk outside to think

It was winter at the time yet the cold didn't bother me that much either unlike before when I was human I would have worn a heavy jacket to keep warm

Yet now I just needed my blue sweater that had a small red heart  on it to help keep me warm in the cold

Yes, my body did change more after I took that potion from that bich as my hair, eyes and skin changed again but this time my legs did too

They were more goat like legs but other then that my body didn't change that much more as I had a tail in last for too

Shaking my head I had gotten off track on what this path of memory lane was ment to be about "That bee you like so much Tubbo came from one of your uncles-"

Petting Tubbo's soft brown hair and feeling small bumps on his head were his horns will grow in brought me a small smile

"And that uncle who got it for me...I wish that they were your dad instead of your biological father"

Picking Tubbo out of his crib I went to the window and sat in the chair that I put in here for these moments

Outside Tubbo nursery you could see the yard and all the wild flowers I let grow in my garden and only got rid of the deadly ones I know about

"Tubbo did you know that your uncle Mammon won me that bee in an arm wrestling match at a carnival we went to"

It was one of the few days that weren't too crazy while I still lived with the brothers "Mammon had happily bragged that I should be grateful that he's my protector"

With the pack he couldn't hurt me if I used it on him but I never did on him or his brothers unless it was to calm them down before they destroyed anything

"Your father trusted another woman and Mammon trusted me until the end"

All of the brothers turned their backs on except for Mammon who had to held down by Beel when I was announced officially expelled from RAD exchange program

Feeling a shift in my arms I looked down and saw that Tubbo had woken up and he looked at me with his brown mixed red eyes

"Hey there little man you done sleeping" all I got was a small yawn and an ear flicker from his small goat ears he got from me

Tubbo was a goat hybrid like me with brown hair that have small bits of black hair mixed in and his eyes had a rust like red in his eyes

He was a small mix of me and Lucifer but it didn't matter if Tubbo looked a bit like that baster he would act nothing like him if I have a say in it 'Which I do as I'm his mother, father, or parent'

Haven't figured out what he should call me as I'm a man but gave birth plus he has a another male father 'both maybe'

~6 years later~

"Wilbur just repeat what you just said" the teenager in front of me was one of the older brother to Tommyinnit the best friend of my six year old son

"Sigh, you can say no but...-" Wilbur looked at the ground ashamed of what he asked but I'm also not that surprised that he wants to do this so he can have more time being a kid instead of acting like an adult

"Will you be Tommy's guardian while me, Sally and a few friends go explor so we can have out own adventures like Dad and Techno have all the time?"

While Wilbur had asked the question and gave me the explanation why he had talked a bit fast and hadn't looked me in the eyes as he asked me to do this important task

Glancing at the living room Tubbo and Tommy were playing with wooden swords, made a pillow fort, and Tommy  had a knight costume on while Tubbo had a pink princess dress on with messy makeup on

"Do you know how long you guys will be gone" all the burnett said was a faint 'No' that clearly sounded ashamed

If I was anyone else I'd probably just lecture Wilbur that his friends come later while family comes first but that's all Wilbur has done for as long as I've known the teen

When Tubbo made friends with Tommy I asked to speak with his parents or guardian to talk about play date and sleep over in the future for Tubbo

Only to meet Wilbur who was very skinny and was half my height when we meet 'Wilbur always put family first all while Philza payed attention to just one of his sons'

"Fine I'll do it Wilbur" once I said that the teen looked a bit shocked that I'd actually agree to take over the role his father forced onto him without realizing

"Thank you so much Glatt"

With that Wilbur had jumped out of his seat and tackled me which caused my chair to fall down "Hah, it's okay kid what are...friends for"

Getting Wilbur off of me I just ruffled up his hair and got up then help him up off of the ground "You go tell the boys while I go make lunch for us all"

With a quick node Wilbur went into the living room to make it clear that Tommy will stay with me and Tubbo after lunch

While he did that I kicked myself for almost saying "family" instead of friends as I've help raise both Wilbur and Tommy after meeting them

So of course I see the two as my own sons at times especially when they clearly need an adult to help them instead of play adult for the people around them inside and outside there home

"At least things won't get boring with Tommy around 24/7 now"

Wilbur pov:
After telling Tommy and Tubbo about what me and Dad had discussed in the kitchen really ment that they get to live together like a real family while I go hang out with Sally and Dream

"Wait does this make you two my brother now that Tommy lives with us" nodding my head I quickly brought my hands to his mouth to hush Tubbo real quick

"That's right but Mama doesn't know that yet" after saying that the two looked happy to keep the secret I've been telling them

After Dad took me and Tommy in his home whenever we wanted he finally filled the hole my bird brain father and pig of a brother had left in out hearts

'If my plan works then Dad will easily adopt Tommy after a few years together'

The only way for us to officially be a family to were Philza have no right to take us is if Schlatt adopt Tommy then I guilt trip him to do the same to me

"Come on you three your foods done"

Hearing Mama call us to eat I picked the two six year old up and walked to the kitchen were four steaks, baked potatoes, water, and baby carrots on the side were ready

"It looks yummy Mama"

Tubbo had wiggled his way out of my arms to hug Schlatt who was both a Mama and Dad to Tubbo and soon me and Tommy can just say Mama or Dad to Schlatt without him correcting us

'Heh, after today my master plan will take place while I get to hang out with Sally and Dream'

Putting down Tommy we sat at the table and ate our food while Tubbo and Tommy filled in the silent with their tails of what happened in their game

'Were just like a small happy family'

Taking a bite out of my stake I just smile and node at what my two little brothers say while Dad scolded Tommy for playing with his baked potato 'Just like a family'