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Henry: Ok, be got ein qvestion from mein brozher's girlfriend Ashley. She vants to know who in zhe room jou vould go to to hide a body.

Tank: Wait, does she want to hide a body or something?

Henry: Nein, it's just ein qvestion.

Everybody looks over at Richtofen.

Richtofen: Vhat?

Nikolai: You are not serious.

Richtofen: *Is holding a liver in his hand while dissecting a zombie*
I do now know vhat jou mean.

Henry: *Sighs* Ja, he is zhe vone ve vould go to alright...

In the background Richtofen is chasing Dempsey with a zombie's spleen while the Marine is screaming.

Dempsey: Oh my god, leave me alone you crazy German!!!

Richtofen: Oh I vill get jou, Dempshey!!!

Henry: *Facepalming* Zhese men are going to be zhe deazh of me...

Edward to Henry: Ja, I get zhat...

Henry: Vell, zhat's it for zhis chapter mein readers!! Until next time, keep zhinking of dares ujd qvestions to give us!!

Dempsey: And get Richtofen to stop chasing me with organs!!!

Richtofen: *Laughs manically*

Henry: Dear god help us all...

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