Henry: Hallo, zhere!! Today, I am adding mein IRL self's boyfriend to zhe story!!
Henry quickly steps closer to the audience.
Henry: Mein IRL self is not me. Ve are not zhe same. Sho, Ultimis Edvard is still mein. Anyvays, say hallo, Aaron!! (BrakesAreBroken)
Aaron: Hi.
Henry: Come on, be ein bit more imaginative, jou dummkopf!!!!
Aaron: Eyyo, dipshits!!
Takki: So vurgar!!
Takeo: We have said worse, my arrternat serf.
Aarom begins T-Posing to assert his dominance over the Dempseys, who do the same because they have nothing better to do.
Edward: Vhy is mein Dempshey like zhis..
Henry: Oh, so he is JOUR Dempshey, is he?
Edward tries to slap Henry away, who grabs the Kronorium from him, laughing.
Albert: Well, if th' author ain't 'ere to to th' outro, I guess I can do it.
He clears his throat.
Albert: Thanks fo' readin'!! Remember ta ask or dare us anyting, and rwad my comics please!!
Henry from background: NEIN SELF ADVERTISEMENT, VEASEL!!!
Albert: FUCK YOU!!
Henry: SAVE ZHAT FOR BILLY!!
Billy begins blushing like mad and runs off.
Albert: Welp. Tat's th' end I guess.
~This chapter has ended. Move on to the next.~
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Ask or Dare Ultimis/Primis
FanfictionAsk and/or dare both the Ultimis and Primis crews, including my own OC!! Smut is also allowed, but NO ONE gets MY Ultimis Richtofen!!!
