the untamed x reader oneshots ii
' I attempt to write one shots for you guys.. again.. '
the untamed / mdzs x reader oneshots ii
o. started april 3rd, 2022...
o. completed n/a
Requests are CLOSED !! updates are still slow while...
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▶ Requested by - @himekusari
▶ Fluff
▶ Female reader
▶ MC is taller than Nie Mingjue who's like 6'3? So MC is like 6'6-
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"Please, tell me again why you're on my shoulders?" [Y/N] asked. She had a firm grip on Jingyi's legs making sure he wouldn't fall off any time soon.
"Your tall!" Jingyi grinned, hand over his eyes as he scoured the land ahead. Sizhui's sweat dropped and Jin Ling huffed, arms crossed over his chest, muttering a 'this is stupid'.
"Okay.. but why couldn't you have just.. I don't know climbed a tree or something?"
"[Y/N]," Jingyi flipped over so he was looking her in the eyes - even if he was upside down. His hair flopped down with him. He looked deathly serious. "You are a tree."
[Y/N] immediately let go and he fell to the floor with a loud yelp and a groan of pain.
Jin Ling snickered while Sizhui looked concerned. Wei Wuxian snickered from behind them. They all turned to see Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng, Lan Xichen, and Lan Wangji standing there, simply watching them like the creeps they were.
[Y/N] rolled her eyes. "Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I'm your own personal climbing thing," (read as: jungle gym. but since its ancient china I can't put that)
"Your a tree!" Ouyang Zizhen chimed in all stary eyed.
"I'm not a tree!" [Y/N] hissed.
Ouyang Zizhen just continued to stare all dreamily at her.
"I'm 6'6!" [Y/N] yelled in exasperation. "Thats-"
"-Taller than my Er Ge!"
Everyone jumped.
"Bleh- Clan Leader Nie!?" All the juniors shouted in shock. "What-How- When did you get here?"
Nie Huaisang shrugged.
Wei Wuxian grinned. "He's just magical like that."
"He's some sort of teleporting demon is what he is!" [Y/N] screeched.
Nie Huaisang smiled innocently.
[Y/N] was very afraid. It was ironic. She was fucking afraid of a man with a total heigh of 5'8. She was 6'6 and scared of someone who was 5'8. The world has really gone to shit-
Lan Xichen's sweat dropped. (He was also worried and very concerned for the Nie because he had never heard him joke about his older brothers death or talk about Nie Mingjue so freely since Nie Mingjue died).
"Your still a tree," Jingyi ruined the moment.
Everyone groaned. Loudly.
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▶ This turned crack half way through what?
▶ Its almost 3am and I choose updating instead of sleeping
▶ I am still very much hyped on all the sugar I had earlier
▶ Please enjoy this crack oneshot that I don't even know what happened to
