south park mike x pete The Undead Love (Pike)

let's get this straight "P9"

*Mike pov*

I'm so glad that went so smoothly it could have gone so much worse I then look at Pete and smile at him

Mike: we should probably get back to class

Pete: all right then let's go

On that note we walk into class and it was second period already we walk in the door I'm still happy that I have this class with him because this is the 1st to 2nd time I get to see him today in class I get to be with him this chemistry class. we walk into class together

Cartman: hey it's the second pair of gaylords where was you to you are in first period Pete and I heard from butters that Mike wasn't in his first period so what where you two doing let me guess you two are probably fucking around together hua

Pete: WHAT THE HELL NO WE WEREN'T WE WERE TALKING

Mike: YEAH WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUMP INTO ASSUMPTIONS

We're both physically embarrassed and flustered. I can't believe this fat kid said something like this like dude that's not cool. not cool at all I'm dead. I bear my fangs into my bottom lip in order to not say shit. But my fangs started making my lip bleed. I started to softly growl

Cartman: yeah uh-huh sure talking... you're just being like tweak and Craig fumbling with each other's assholes of course that's what emo losers do

Cartman was cackling he was finding this funny pestering us but I'm tired of his bullshit I gleared at Cartman my eyes change colors from green to red I lick'ed up the blood off my bottom lip

Mike and Pete WE ARE NOT FUCKING EMO BITCHIS!!

Butters: uaaa Eric you better stop before somebody's going to beat your ass

Cartman: don't mind me butters they're too pussy to fight except maybe redhead kid he might fight but the emo vampire on the other hand he's such a pushover

Butters: I don't feel comfortable Eric the vampire is pissed his eyes are red he might kill you uaaa

I swiftly quickly grabbed the fat kids neck with my piercing red eyes glaring at him

Butters: waaaaaahhhh YOU PISSED HIM OFF HE'S GOING TO GO SAVAGE THE VAMPIRES IN THE SCHOOLS IS HAPPENING AGAIN PRETTY SOON HIS WHOLE CLAN IS GOING TO COME HERE AND ATTACK YOU ALL AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL

Butters ran away screaming vampires in the school up and down the hallway I just simply ignored him

Cartman: so you just going to keep holding my neck like a gay wad you are

I quickly grabbed his neck and his jacket then threw the fat kid out of the classroom as he hits a door and tumbles into hallway I don't know how I managed to do that normally can't lift anything up more than a hundred pounds and he's like 300 I then walk up to the fat kid in the hallway glaring at him looking down. people then start to come out of their classrooms due to butters screaming and me throwing the fat ass out of the classroom and all of a sudden I have an audience staring at me and Cartman

Pete: what the hell. no waaaay

Cartman: DUDE WHAT THE HELL I WAS JOKING WITH YOU LITTLE EMO BITCH DON'T FUCKING GET SO BUTT HURT ABOUT THIS SHIT