8 - big mistake

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new UpDaTe ENJOY..............................................





I love doing a lot of things but one of the things that I absolutely love doing all the time is...............



guess WHAT !!! 

Eating flies.

you know those lil things that fly around.

They do not taste like much but they make up for a good snack.

But the disaster struck when I ate a bee thinking it was a fly.

A BIG MISTAKE
A BIG BAD mistaKE  tO bE maDe.


Before telling you how horrendous the whole situation was let me tell you how BEAUTIFUL my face is. I have a perfectly pear shaped face. ( look at that alliteration at "perfectly pear! AAh Perfection! you hooomans!!! ) 

An elongated nose!!! 

PERFECTLY SYMETTRICAL ! 


a true beauty !


Unattainable of course !


DID I tell you that I was perfect ? 

WAs , is and will forever be!



BUT NOOW it's all gone!!!!!

RUINED. 

because of my sheer greed to devour on a bee! 


I don't even know when that happened . I didn't feel a sting at first and after a while my self side felt kind of numb. and then it felt like it had turned in to stone. 


I was horrified to death when  saw myself in the watering bin  . 



THE Asymmetry is G'ONE..............

vanished 

in to thin air 


NEVER TO RETURN. 


iWAS DEPRESSED FOR DAYS . i COULDN'T EVEN BRING MY SELF TO SLEEP. 


 I had nightmares of the swell spreading in my body and me turning in to a BALOON at floats across sri Lanka.


so did I learn my lesson after this disaster?


Did I stop eating flys?


NO BITCH! 

even though I'm a dog I'm also a Sri Lankan !


I NEVER LEARN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL 


woof BAI !


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