Five Nights at Talking Tom's With Paul Dano

Chapter 37- there goes eminem, watch him as he goes

August 15th, 1987

"We could be cool uncles in this house"

Paul turned to Kurt from Kurtsworld, who stood next to him in an empty, Victorian house that was on the market "How long has your British brother been with Hayley?"

"Liam? I think like a year. He's planning on proposing soon with the song you helped to write. The Wonderwall song"

"Well that's cool, I guess. I wish we could do that"

"Propose? I could do that"

Paul shook his head "No. Like get married and shit. In a few weeks we will have been together for three years. Most couples are married by that point, I think"

Kurt wrapped his arms around Paul's waist "We could have an informal wedding at some point. But I would want to propose first. And get this house"

That's when Ryan walked in. It was so random and kinda funny hehe

"Y'all better get this house. I want cool neighbors. And Awsten loves you guys"

Oh yeah so Awsten and Billie's family all fucking died by all having a poop party but then Billie couldn't adopt Awsten for some reason so Ryan did.

KURT STARTED SCREAMING "OKAY WE WILL"

That's when Awsten ran in "YO RYAN I JUST ANSWERED THE PHONE AND THERE'S THESE STUPID KIDS TAKING APART JANETTE AND LIKE BASHING HER AND PLAYING WITH HER WIRES"

Ryan sighed "Alright. Paul, can you come with?"

Paul nodded "OFc bestie uncle"

The two left, but not before Paul giving his boyfriend a little kiss awww

The ride to the pizza place was quick, and Ryan was angry. Like bruh was did Janette do to you.

He walked in and ignored everybody who was calling his name. Paul just followed.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THREE DOING?" Ryan yelled at somebody. Paul couldn't see who they were, but when he did his jaw dropped

It was Eminem, Fred, and Jonathan. But only Eminem and Jon were taking her apart yeah.

"Paul?" Fred questioned "Paul what are you doing here?"

"Damn and after 4 years he's still fine" Eminem muttered

"Forget that. Why the fuck are you taking apart Janette?"

"We wanted to feel her from the inside" Jonathan said

"Is this a sex thing?" Paul asked

"Yeah. I wanted to fuck her like an animal-"

Eminem was interrupted by the mangled chipmunk biting down on his head, instantly killing him.

"WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!" A random lady screamed

Yasssss slayyyy you're right lady it was

Oh yeah and Fred and Jonathan then decided to sing a song

"Too alarmin' now to talk about
Take your pictures down and shake it out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Don't the best of them bleed it out
While the rest of them peter out?
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Kudos, my hero
Leavin' all the mess
You know my hero
The one that's on

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary"