✨Rui's mad at Disney✨

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I'M BACK YALL!!

not for long tho cuz I have a project to complete and end of years to study for bcuz they're in 2 weeks and other tests to study for but yall are more important

anyways

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈

BE WHO YOU ARE~

Now, let's get into it.



"I'm bored"

"Same bro"

"It's Rui-nii to you"

"uM chile- anyways so-"

"rude-"

"wanna watch a movie?"

"DON'T INTERRUPT ME!- and what's a movie?"

*le GASP* "YOU POOR CHILD-"

"wha- I'M OLDER THAN YOU!"

"Shush. I won't allow you to be uncultured and uneducated"

"erm-"

"So well be watching Disney movies!"

"Disney what-"

"Let's start out with some of the classics"

A few hours later 

"WHY ARE ALL OF EM SO DUMB?! Cinderella's shoe sure as hell didn't fit perfectly if it fell off so damn easily. Snow White was possibly raped and married a fucking pedophile. Ariel- oml, don't even get me started on her, 'I wanna be a part of your world' head ass-"

"😗🧋"

"The so called villians are the only smart and sane ones in the entire movies."

"frl tho"

"Maleficent is the baddest bitch. Ursula deserved better. Scar was down to Earth and had more sense and humour than anyone else in the movie combined. The evil queen did what had to be done. So I don't get wtf is going on here-"

I rlly didn't think they'd get him this riled up-

Like I feel the same way but DAM
{I'm in my Percy Jackson phase yall}

"Alright, alright. Let's watch some more movies before you kill my eardrums"

"You rude and disrespectful child- I'M NOT DONE TALKING"

"NEXT MOVIE"

~A few movies later~

"Elsa is a bad bitch, fight me if you disagree"

"You right"

"Anna(?) was a dumb bitch in the first half of the movie but she came around"

"frl"

"Merida is a mood"

"Yup"

"Mulan is an icon"

"PREACH PREACHER"

"Olaf is best boy"

"Couldn't have said it better myself"

"Now, time for my 3 most fav animated movies"

"Disney?"

"Ion remember, I just watch movies"

"dumb. dumb as 🦆"

"don't I get bullied enough?"

"nope"

"anygays-"

~3 movies later~

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