Basically incorrect quotes because I don't have a tumblr.
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ike: caviar toast isn't weird....
mysta: *coughing furiously*
ike: Wth-
vox: he's allergic to bullshit. the worse the bs is, the worse his condition gets.
ike: okay fuck you.
vox, mysta, and luca simultaneously: gladly.
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fulgur: *says hi to uki*
uki, in his head: 3000 word fanfic, enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst, happy ending.
alban: simp.
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vox: so are we flirting right now?
ike: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU.
vox: and I think that's hot, so answer me.
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sonny: you guys kidnapped Alban? that's illegal.
luca: but-but....what's more illegal? briefly inconveniencing Alban, or following your dreams?
ike: dreams of what????
shu: torture and harrass- I meant working together with other people!
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shu, teaching vox how to drive: so you see two people crossing the road. what do you do?
vox: who are those two people?
shu: does that really matter?
vox: listen, if that's fulgur, i'll gladly accelerate. if that's ike, i will stop and propose.
mysta in the backseat: i'm getting worried about my safety.
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yugo, crying: my fans keep calling me cute! i am not cute!
shu, giving headpats: uh-huh.
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fulgur: so uki, what do we do when we see shu?
uki: slaughter.
sonny: that's illegal, try again.
uki: SLAUGHTER!
alban: ever heard of something called greeting?
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alban: BARK BARK
mysta: GROWL
vox: loud monke noises
yugo, walking in: what the fuck-
ike: they're competing to see who can assert the most dominance.
shu: i have popcorn, come join the spectators.
luca, in the back: POGGGGGGG
alban, mysta, and vox: *freezes*
shu: unexpected, but welcome turn of events.
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I hate the random pain I get sometimes. Like goddammit I'm not a masochist leave me alone.
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FanfictionLuxiem and Notcyx oneshots (more like drabbles idk at this point). You're welcome.
