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I, Salem, unfortunately have headcanons for this douche-weed.

-Confederate's human name is Richard H. McGee. The only reason I gave him a full name is so I can call him, "Dickhead McGee".

-His parents were Britain and Spain due to an arranged union.

-Admired his grandfather, the British Empire. At least until...revolution!!!

-When Confederate died, Britain was numb. It was her son that died, but she was disappointed on what kind of a person he became. Spain, on the other hand, forgot that he existed.

-Dixie never planned to join the revolution. But when his mother, Britain, told him that she was planning on making slavery illegal in the colonies...he joined.

-Hates dogs. But, as we all know, that's not the only thing he hates-

-Literally a privileged asshole!

-At the end of the Civil War, Confederate and America dueled Hamilton style. He shot himself in the head, while America aimed for the sky.

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