Shit Hitting the Fan Part One

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Braddles added Robbikins, Mr. Hahn, Phi Phi, Noda, and Chazzy Chaz to the chat.

Braddles:
We need to talk.

Chazzy Chaz:
So serious, Bradz :O

Noda:
Wat

Robbikins:
._.

Mr. Hahn:
What do you want, I'm making pasta

Chazzy Chaz:
WHAT KIND

Mr. Hahn:
Chips o Crackers

Noda:
What the hell is that?

Mr. Hahn:
Chips and crackers mixed with noodle crumbs

Robbikins:
It sounds like it needs ketchup

Phi Phi:
And a touch of blue food coloring

Mr. Hahn:
OoooOOOOOOhhhHhhhhh fancy, will do

Braddles:
HELLO WE NEED TO TALK

Chazzy Chaz:
HI BRAD!

Noda:
What do you want

Chazzy Chaz:
Say it quick before Mike and I go to Joe's for that pasta

Braddles:
Okay. One, that's not even a pasta. Two, you and Mike are together right now? And three, be patient

Noda:
Wha

Chazzy Chaz:
Too late! Let's go, Mikey!

Chazzy Chaz and Noda left the chat.

Robbikins:
BRAD. BRAD. BRAD.

Braddles:
WHAT

Robbikins:
CHESTER AND MIKE WERE INSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE. THEY JUST WALKED RIGHT PAST ME AND OUT MY FRONT DOOR. THEIR HAIR AND CLOTHES ARE ALL TOSSED AND AND.

Braddles:
WHAT?! THEYLL DO IT IN YOURS BUT NOT MINE?!

Robbikins:
I'm afraid to look in the guest room, oh god. And what do you mean??????

Braddles:
THATS WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT! THEY DID IT IN JOES AND NOW YOUR HOUSE BUT THEY WONT DO IT IN MINE?! I JUST WANNA RECORd it.

Robbikins:
You're creeping me out, Brad...

Braddles:
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET SOME BENNODA ACTION UP IN HERE

Robbikins left the chat.

Braddles:
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED ROB!

Braddles left the chat.

Phi Phi:
What has been read, will never be unread.

Mr. Hahn:
I'll never look at Brad the same way again

Phi Phi:
He's going to be in my nightmares for months

Mr. Hahn:
Let's light his hair on fire, circle around him, and say prayers

Phi Phi:
Think that'll help?

Mr. Hahn:
No. But it'll be funny as hell

Phi Phi:
I'm in! I'm coming over for pasta now, I'll pick up Rob. We can talk at yours about us all getting together and lighting Brad on fire

Mr. Hahn:
Just his hair!

Mr. Hahn and Phi Phi left the chat.

Noda joined the chat.

Noda added Phi Phi to the chat.

Noda:
I have a bone to pick with you >:(

Phi Phi:
Wha... Mike, I'm driving, I can't be on rn

Noda:
Oh okay drive safely, love you!
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A/N: What did Mike want to talk to Phoenix about? Your guess is as good as mine *smirks* You'll find out in the next chapter, Shit Hitting the Fan Part 2! I would've made this one whole chapter but... Yeah I have no excuse, I'm just evil *cries* I love you~I want to make the chapters connect a little more and to do that, I need to add a bit of conflict but then back to full-on comedy c; suck my ass, I'll suck yours bye

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