LINKIN PARK GROUP CHATS

The Flowers and the Bees

A/N: This was inspired by an actual conversation a friend and I had recently.

Braddles:

Hey, Rob! What's up?

Robbikins:

Nothing really, you?

Braddles:

Yeah, same. I think the other guys might come on soon.

Robbikins:

With all the recent glitches on this site, I doubt they'll even be able to see that we're in the chat lol

Braddles:

Really?! That's kinda cool actually! So if we didn't say anything, they wouldn't even see we're on. Oh! Tell Mike and Chester to come on.

Robbikins:

Oh, I see what you're doing >:) Okay!

Robbikins: They're logging on now, don't say anything, I'll clear our chat box.

Noda:

Is anyone on? What's up with the website, I can't see who's here!

Chazzy Chaz:

I'm on, Rob told me to come online

Noda:

He did? He told me too. It didn't take that long to come on, did it?

Chazzy Chaz:

Well that's Rob for you, impatient lol

Noda:

I suppose so lol so what's up?

Chazzy Chaz:

Nothing much, thinking about how you remind me of a bee.

Noda:

A bee?? Why's that?

Chazzy Chaz:

Idk, you're like a busy worker bee, you know?

Noda:

Well, you kinda remind me of a flower

Chazzy Chaz:

Why? Because I'm beautiful ;)

Noda:

No, I was thinking more about the fact that your skin is oddly soft like a petal lmao

Chazzy Chaz:

And because I'm beautiful >:(

Noda:

Okay, yes, you're beautiful, okay?

Chazzy Chaz:

I know I am, my bee

Noda:

I love you, my flower! *buzzzzz*

Chazzy Chaz:

I love you and your honey

Noda:

I must say I love my own honey too... But your pollen makes my honey happen

Chazzy Chaz:

Your honey tastes so good, I like to spread it on raw toast

Noda:

You're making my pre-honey drip

Noda:
Your pollen feels so good

Chazzy Chaz:

The hardness of your stinger makes me preform photosynthesis

Noda:

You're petals are so tight that you made me honey on your pollen, so I lost my job

Chazzy Chaz:

I'm sorry but it was so worth it, the sunlight beaming warmth down upon us as you honey

Noda:

The sunlight is nothing compared to your beautiful perfection of your pollen blowing in the wind and sticking to my honey-covered body

Chazzy Chaz:

Your black and yellow stripes makes my pollen swell

Noda:

Your soft petals against my stinger made it grow and get harder, if that was even possible

Chazzy Chaz:

I don't see how it could grow, your stinger is so large as it is

Noda:

I know I have an exceptional stinger, I was meant for the queen bee but I chose your beautiful perfection and pollen over her.

Chazzy Chaz:

That makes my petals moist

Noda:

Come to my beehive in five

Chazzy Chaz:

K

Noda and Chazzy Chaz left the chat.

Robbikins:

...What did we just witness....

Braddles:

My dreams, Rob. We've witnessed my dreams.

Robbikins:

I didn't expect them to get that weird! What even

Braddles:

Do you think they're going to Mike's house to do it?

Robbikins:

That or spread honey on flowers

Robbikins:

I'm going to have nightmares for a month

Braddles:

I thought you shipped Bennoda!

Robbikins:

Well yeah but I don't want to see their weird sex lives

Braddles:

Why not?

Robbikins:

What

Braddles left the chat.