LINKIN PARK GROUP CHATS

Brad's Christmas

Braddles:

Guys, I made a new Christmas carol, wanna hear?!

Noda:

Brad.... Do you know what month it is?

Braddles:

LISTEN TO MY SONG YOU ASSHOLES

Robbikins:

Gee okay!

Braddles:

Chester's ass roasting near an open fire

Bennoda sex without the door close

Chaz's left foot is Phoenix's desire

So he won't leave Bennoda alone

Rob's hair seems to always glow

Joe's brain is not so bright

I'm the best member out of all of us so

What will fans do when I'm in sight?

The other guys know when I'm on my way

That I'm the queen and I'm here to slay

And my Bennoda sex tape is my prize

I show my friends it all the time

This year I demand something Bennoda based

Whether it's a shirt or hat in the color blue

I wish for us to be matching in many ways

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to me.

Mr. Hahn:

Don't you mean "to you" ?

Braddles:

uh no

Noda:

You do know it's summer and not anywhere near Christmas, right?

Braddles:

WHAT?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE BENNODA SHIRTS I MADE?!

Chazzy Chaz:

You made Bennoda shirts...?

Phi Phi:

If they don't have Chester's foot on them, I'm not interested.

Braddles:

Sorry Phi

Robbikins:

Why did you make them.....

Braddles:

DID YOU NOT READ MY SONG?! I WANTED US TO ALL WEAR BENNODA SHIRTS UGH I WAS GOING TO GIVE THEM TO YOU GUYS AS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS BUT I GUESS IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS

Noda:

Just sell them online under a fake profile so the fans don't know it's from you

Braddles:

No! I'm keeping them >:( At least I can be loud and proud about Bennoda

Noda:

You are NOT wearing those at any concerts or interviews. Anything that involves any of us, DONT WEAR THE SHIRTS

Braddles:

Blah blah blah

Noda:

I will eat you, Brad.

Braddles:

And I'll enjoy every second of it

Phi Phi:

Do I have to pay a court for a restraining order? Can I just call it in or?

Mr. Hahn:

If you do get one, count me in, I'll come with

Phi Phi:

Let's go see if we can get one!

Phi Phi and Mr. Hahn left the chat.

Chazzy Chaz:

Wait, Brad what's on the shirts?

Braddles:

OMG THEY'RE SO AMAZING. They're all this really great looking navy blue and say Bennoda in a large font and there's a picture of you guys nit nat patty whaking oh and the "Bennoda" is in this neon orange color that burns my eyes, I love it!

Noda:

WAIT A MINUTE. There's a picture of Chester and I doing it on the shirt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Robbikins:

EWW BRAD WHY

Braddles:

I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL LEAVE ME ALONE

Noda:

Chester, we should probably block Brad right about now

Chazzy Chaz:

No wait! I wanna see what the picture looks like! I want to see my bum

Noda:

CHESTER IF YOU WANNA SEE YOUR BUM I CAN TAKE PICTURES OF IT FOR YOU

Chazzy Chaz:

Will you? >:)

Noda:

Yes, come over

Chazzy Chaz left the chat.

Noda:

He's coming to my beehive ;)

Noda left the chat.

Robbikins:

OH GOD THE MEMORIES

Brad:

Good memories >:)

Robbikins:

Say Brad, how much would you charge a friend one of those shirts?

Brad:

>:)

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Author's Note:

I'd love to thank @LJ_PROXY for the idea of Brad making Bennoda shirts! Thank you so much! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!

I said earlier on my profile I wouldn't post this week but I really felt I needed to make this chapter so here it is! If you have any ideas you'd love to pitch for this fic, don't be afraid to message me or comment about it! I will give full credit for the idea! I should also mention that I have the next chapter started! Updating soon (: