LINKIN PARK GROUP CHATS

Operation Bourdelson - Part Two

Chazzy Chaz:

hey rob i got a question 

Robbikins:

...should I be scared?

Chazzy Chaz:

yes

Chazzy Chaz:

wait

Chazzy Chaz:

no

Chazzy Chaz:

I meant no... 

Robbikins:

...okah 

Mr. Hahn joined the chat.

Chazzy Chaz:

DO YOU LIKE DICK? 

Mr. Hahn left the chat. 

Robbikins:

:O

Chazzy Chaz:

cum on, it's a simple question

Robbikins:

...well...

Robbikins:

i mean i like my dick

Robbikins:

I'd be pretty sad if it just like disappeared... 

Robbikins:

plsdontstealmydingaling 

Chazzy Chaz:

HAHAHA WHAT

Chazzy Chaz:

YOU THINK IM GONNA WHAT

Chazzy Chaz added Noda to the chat.

Chazzy Chaz:

OH MY GOD MIKE

Noda:

wut u want kiddo 

Chazzy Chaz:

ROB THINKS IM GONNA STEAL HIS DICK

Noda:

you aren't?

Chazzy Chaz:

pfft nah, not unless you think I should?

Chazzy Chaz:

I mean I could

Noda:

nOOOOOOOOOO 

Chazzy Chaz:

you just told me to!

Robbikins:

should I like... leave...?

Noda:

yes

Chazzy Chaz:

NOT UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME MR.ROBMAN 

Robbikins:

um wut were the question?

Phi Phi joined the chat.

Chazzy Chaz:

DO YOU LIKE MOTHERFUCKING DIIIIIIICK?

Phi Phi left the chat.

Noda:

ok... I'm leaving too lmao 

Noda left the chat. 

Chazzy Chaz:

is just u n me Robabob 

Chazzy Chaz:

u can tell me

Robbikins:

i mean sorta 

Chazzy Chaz:

you sorta like dick? 

Robbikins:

yeah like sorta 

Mr. Hahn joined the chat.

Chazzy Chaz:

YOU ACTUALLY LIKE DICK

Mr. Hahn:

I came back to see if the group chat was normal yet, but uR STILL TALKING ABOUT DICK

Mr. Hahn left the chat.

Chazzy Chaz:

he's just mad cause he's jealous he's not apart of our conversation

Robbikins:

um sure

Chazzy Chaz:

anYWAY YOU LIKE DICK?!?!?! OMG DO YOU LIKE BRAD'S DICK????

Robbikins:

chAZ WTF

Chazzy Chaz:

OMG U DO

Chazzy Chaz:

U LIKE BRAD BACK HOLYFUCKKKKK

Robbikins:

CHAZ OMG

Chazzy Chaz:

okay 1. how tf do u like brad when he's been a crazy mf lately? 2. how do u keep ur hair so shiny? 3... um... sup?

Robbikins:

1. I DIDNT SAY I LIKED HIM YOU HAVE NO PROOF 2. ooooh thanks for noticing, it's my conditioner <3 3. nothin really, just talking to you... n brad...

Chazzy Chaz:

uR TALKING TO BREAD RN?!?!?!?!?! OMGGGG 

Chazzy Chaz:

also what if I told u the bread liked you too? 

Robbikins:

y you calling him bread? 

Robbikins:

waIT 

Robbikins:

did u say he likes me??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 

Chazzy Chaz:

no

Chazzy Chaz:

i mean yeah, yes i did

Robbikins:

why tf would u lie about what u said? i could literally scroll up and see that you did in fact say that lmao 

Chazzy Chaz:

idek man lmao 

Chazzy Chaz:

but yeah the bread man likes you, so go get it in

Robbikins:

cHAZ 

Chazzy Chaz:

wut ._. 

Robbikins:

nothin 

Robbikins:

love you man 

Chazzy Chaz:

love you too, my sweet prince :-*

Chazzy Chaz:

now go get ur bread!