LINKIN PARK GROUP CHATS

What Are You?

Chazzy Chaz: 

HEY HEY GUYS

Noda:

Hi, Chaz

Phi Phi:

LEFTIE!!!!!!

Phi Phi:

I mean... Hi, Chester

Mr. Hahn:

WHAT

Bourdie:

Hmm?

Braddles:

I AM HERE

Chazzy Chaz:

I was really bored so I had an idea! Let's play a game! We'll give a topic and say what we think we would be, okay?

Noda:

Alrighty, Chaz. Let her rip

Mr. Hahn:

Ew

Chazzy Chaz:

If you were a video game, which would you be?

Braddles:

GUITAR HERO

Noda:

Sing Star

Robbikins:

Rockband

Mr. Hahn:

Frogger

Phi Phi:

Call of Duty... *pew pew*

Noda:

Pew pew?

Phi Phi:

Shh.....

Chazzy Chaz:

GRAND THEFT AUTO. I WOULD TOTALLY KILL BITCHES AND STEAL THINGS.

Noda:

Chaz, that is nothing like you.

Chazzy Chaz:

Shut up, yes it is. Do you know the last time I hired a prostitute?

Noda:

...Never?

Chazzy Chaz:

Last night. Remember that twenty bucks I gave you?

Phi Phi:

BURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN

Mr. Hahn:

Ouch, better get some ice, Mike.

Noda:

Just move on! >:(

Chazzy Chaz:

If you were a t.v. show, which one would you be?

Noda:

The Mentalist (bc I'm fucking smart, peasants)

Braddles:

Dr. Who

Mr. Hahn:

Dora the Explorer!!!!!!!!!!!!! AKA MY FAVORITE SHOW

Phi Phi:

Totally Spongebob bc I'm square and stuff

Noda:

And because you're annoying

Phi Phi:

R00D >:(

Robbikins:

The Walking Dead

Chazzy Chaz:

Supernatural. I'm totally a Dean Winchester, don't you see it? I'm so big and strong and-and I could totally kill a demon

Noda:

Chester, you couldn't kill anything. Even if you wanted to

Chazzy Chaz:

Well fuck you too, Mr. I-Think-I-Can-Be-A-Mentalist

Braddles:

IF YOU WERE A BAND OR ARTIST, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?

Noda:

Beastie Boys

Braddles:

Britney Spears

Robbikins:

Weirdo

Braddles:

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! 

Robbikins:

Metallica

Phi Phi:

...Whoever sings The Wheels on the Bus...

Mr. Hahn:

My butt

Chazzy Chaz:

I mean... I'd probably be Mike Shinoda, but...

Noda:

Awe, I'd so fuck you right now if you weren't in the kitchen

Braddles:

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER RN?! OMFG BENNODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

Robbikins:

When aren't they together?

Robbikins was kicked out of the chat.

Braddles:

*Demonic voice* TRASH TALK BENNODA AGAIN AND I WILL END YOU

Mr. Hahn:

... :o

Mr. Hahn left the chat.

Phi Phi:

And then there were four.

Noda:

And then there were still too many people.

Noda:

If you were a park, which one would you be?

Chazzy Chaz:

Oh, I don't know... LINKIN PARK

Braddles:

Probably something like Linkin Park

Noda:

Linkin Park..............

Phi Phi:

I heard Yellowstone's pretty neat.

Braddles:

Get out.

Phi Phi was kicked out of the chat. 

Chazzy Chaz:

Three down... 

Braddles:

If you were a sex position, which would you be?

Noda left the chat.

Chazzy Chaz:

69 :)

Braddles was disconnected from the chat.

AN:

I don't really enjoy this chapter too much, I am so sorry! Though, I hope you did get some kind of enjoyment from it! I hope you can infer that Brad was too excited about Chester's answer that he freaked out and that was how he was disconnected from the chat. ;)