𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱, 𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳

𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 - 𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ☁ & NELSY

nelly 🫣.
why does this have to be the group chat name?

dee dee 🥱. 
bc there's six ppl in friends and ur the odd one out

jj 😵‍💫. 
that's tuff dee

dee dee 🥱.
just stating facts girly

nelly 🫣.
this is why i don't like u

dee dee 🥱.
and this is why i didn't want to add you

vanny 🍑.
why can't we all be friends

dee dee 🥱.
friends is six
she makes it seven

jj 😵‍💫.
is this an ocd thing???

dee dee 🥱.
not at all

fony 🌀.
why are u blowing up my phone at 4 am

jordy shorty 🤑.
^

dee dee 🥱.
u know u love us

vicky 👹.
since we're all up
u guys wanna ft?

dee dee 🥱.
fsss

jordy shorty 🤑.
down

vanny 🍑.
yeah

jj 😵‍💫.
bet

nelly 🫣.
i guess

VINNIE calls the group chat and waits for them to answer.

vicky 👹. started a group call.

dee dee 🥱., jordy shorty 🤑., and nelly 🫣. joined the call

"sup." devon says as she answers the call.

"hi." nelly says dragging the i.

"yo." vinnie says.

"hello." jordan says then laughs. "i'm watching umbrella academy."

"wait there's a new season?" dee says excitedly.

"yeah, it came out today." jordan replies.

vicky 👹. rang jj 😵‍💫.

"dude, chill out. she's probably changing or something." jordan says noticing he rang jay.

jj 😵‍💫. and vanny 🍑. joined the call

"what's up?" sav says.

"hey." jay says. 

"hey." vinnie replies unconsciously.

"cute." sav says.

"shut up." jay replies.

"okay so are we just going to ignore the fact that-" dee starts but nell begins to talk over her.

"hey guys.  just found out-"

"nell. no hate. but shut up." sav says. nelly scoffs.

"hey, hey. lets all just calm down-"

"no. you know what nelsy, i'm tired of you."

"why because i stole your girlfriend?"

"first off, you don't even like girls so why would you mess with us. and second, you're just a bitch in general."

"woah." jordan, vinnie and jay says in unison.

"ooo, i am enjoying this." sav says eating a red vine.

"i'm a bitch?"

"yeah, i said it. you're a female dog."

"sav you're not gonna back me up here?"

"sorry nelly. but she's right. you are a bitch. you even went behind jay's back and tried to get with vinnie when you knew they liked each other. and you tried to get with basically everyone's dad." savannah says.

"you're so fake."

"not to butt in but if anyones fake," jay says. "it's you nelsy."

"just stating facts."

"well, you don't have to worry about me anymore because i'm blocking all of you." nelsy says. "fuck you devon. all of you-"

"give it a rest girl. just leave." savannah says. nelsy scoffs.

nelly 🫣. left the call

nelly 🫣. left the chat

"good riddance to be honest." jay says

"that was a lot." vinnie says. jordan agrees

"i've been waiting to do that since i met her." devon says. it's silent for a moment before everyone bursts out laughing.