𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐆𝐔𝐍 ; group chat

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Rooster: IM COMING MY BABY

Y/n: FUCK IT ILL CROCODILE BIRKIN THE BABY

Rooster: WE DONT TAKE BREAKS SHE WANNA FUCK ON THE DAILY

Y/n: HAD TO STOP GET SOME PERCS FOR THIS LADY

Hangman: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Bob: Rooster and y/n fuck on the daily?? 😯

Rooster: WE GO CC MAKE HER INSIDES GO CRAZY

Y/n: I HIT MERCEDES INSIDE A MERCEDES

Phoenix: I'm befuddled.

Hangman: it's a song phoenix. do you live under a rock?

Rooster: who the fuck uses the word befuddled?

Maverick: That is a very inappropriate song. Stop using that profanity in the group chat.

Y/n: calm down old timer.

Phoenix: Why are you acting like you don't cuss? We all heard you and Penny in your office yesterday.

Maverick: I thought everyone had already left!

Penny: MAVERICK!!!

Rooster: i was working late and i heard someone get slammed against the door and moan out "FUCK MAVERICK!!!" 😐 i'm still traumatized.

Phoenix: Don't forget the "OH SHIT PENNY, I'M CLOSE!!"

Rooster: yeah thanks so much for reminding me.

Y/n: roos why didn't you tell me??!?

Rooster: i didn't wanna talk about it.

Maverick: Sorry you guys had to hear that.

Hangman: are you sorry though?

Maverick: No 😏

Bob: Thank god I wasn't there.

Hangman: don't worry sweetheart, that'll be you in a bit.

Bob: 😳

Phoenix: Just go on a date already.

Y/n: I agree with Phoenix.

Phoenix: Thanks babe.

Y/n: you're welcome dear.

Rooster: um???? 😭

Phoenix: I'm sorry Rooster, you're girlfriend is seeing me on the side. 😥

Y/n: yeah... i was gonna tell you 😕

Rooster: not funny.

Hangman: alright bye fuckers i'm taking Bob to the movies.

Bob: Bye guys!

Phoenix: Try to keep your hands off each other so you can actually watch the movie!!!

Hangman: no promises ma'am.

*Hangman and Bob are now offline*

Rooster: they're cute.

Y/n: right?!?

Maverick: I don't think so.

Rooster: well then it's a good thing nobody asked you, grandpappy.

Phoenix: Homophobic much Mav?

Maverick: Whatever.

*Maverick is now offline*

Rooster: let's go to the movies to spy on bob & hangman.

Y/n: i thought you'd never ask!!!

Phoenix: Count me in.

*Everyone else is now offline*

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A/N

i love it how Bob and hangman are like complete opposites LMFAO. Thats why i put them together in the story. I think its cute. what do y'all think?