𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐆𝐔𝐍 ; group chat

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Maverick: Last exercise until the big mission day! Be at the Hard Deck in about 30 minutes please, aviators!

Hangman: do i have to? i'm kinda having an issue...

Maverick: What Seresin?

Phoenix: Have you guys heard from Bob? I've been calling and texting him but haven't gotten anything.

Hangman: well that's just it um. Bob won't get off me.

Rooster: hold on, i'm gonna go over there.

Bob: No work today. I want to stay in bed with you forever.

Rooster: bob is clinging onto jake for dear life and they are cuddling. 🥹

Maverick: Dear Lord. 🙄

Penny: Maverick is going through Menopause. I wouldn't test him today.

Maverick: Menopause is a women thing.

Rooster: exactly!!!

Penny: Mav you have one of the symptoms. Dry balls.

Y/n: HELP

*A wild Goose appeared*

Rooster: what the hell is a wild goose?

Goose: Hey guys!

Maverick: Goose???

Goose: The one and only honey!

Rooster: this isn't funny. hangman stop it.

Hangman: dude you're literally still in my room with me and bob. that's not me.

Goose: Why do you guys think it's not me?

Rooster: because you're dead????

Goose: Be nice to you're father Bradley!!

Maverick: GOOSE I MISSED YOU.

Goose: I missed you too Mav. I miss flying with you. Anyway, I can't stay for long. Just came to wish you guys luck on your mission.

Goose: That reminds me!

Goose: ICE ICE BABY 🥶

*Iceman joined the chat*

Iceman: Hey.

Phoenix: How is this possible? I didn't add you all!

Rooster: is this you for real dad?

Goose: Yes Bradley. I miss you son. :)

Y/n: OMG BRADLEY I GET TO MEET YOUR DAD

Goose: Who r u 🤨

Rooster: that's my girlfriend dad

Goose: Oh lovely! remember to practice sex safe kiddos! ❤️‍🩹

Rooster: yes of course. always. 🙏

Y/n: why are you lying to your father....

Maverick: 👀

Goose: Love is cleaner with a packaged wiener!

Iceman: True^

Rooster: dad!

Goose: 🤷‍♂️

Iceman: Best of luck on your mission. Who's leading?

Maverick: Me.

Iceman: Aren't you a little too old for all that?..

Maverick: And aren't you dead?

Iceman: Fair point.

Maverick: Aviators!! Hard deck in 3!

Goose: Me and Ice have got to go guys! pleasant talking to you.

Maverick: Bye buddy.

Goose: 😘

Iceman: I'm a better pilot than all of you! bye! 👋

*Goose and Ice Left the chat*

Rooster: that was crazy.

*Everyone has gone offline*

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A/N
what do we think about Goose and Ice becoming sorta a reoccurring joke thing???

(ik their dead but i thought having them come back every once in a while could be cool. :D )