𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐆𝐔𝐍 ; group chat

9

Hangman: good morning! it's going to be another LOVELY day at top gay!

Maverick: Top .... gay?

Hangman: top gay.

Rooster: am i the only one left in this chat who's straight?

Y/n: i'm straight.

Phoenix: Mmm no you lean both ways for me 🤫

Y/n: she's right...

Rooster: 😨

Maverick: I'm missing Goose today. 😞

Rooster: missing his cock up your ass

Hangman: FOUL

Phoenix: LANGUAGE.

Bob: Rooster isn't that like... your dad? 😳

Rooster: you know it's true. Mav is homo

y/n: literally the gayest people on the planet.

Maverick: I'm not gay!!!

Hangman: before you try and say that, let's not forget....

Rooster: Jesus mav, you're looking at him like you wanna devour him.

Maverick: I mean, who wouldn't? 😍

Penny: 🤨

Maverick: Oops.

Bob: Anyway... do we have training today?

Maverick: Nope! Cyclone wants you all to be well rested for the mission tomorrow.

Rooster: TOMORROW?!?

Maverick: Yes it got moved up. Did I forget to tell you?

Rooster: YES YOU OLD FUCK YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THE POSSIBLY FATAL MISSION WEVE BEEN TRAINING FOR... IS TOMORROW.

Maverick: Oopsies, sorry.

Rooster: i hope your breathing machine gives out tonight.

Maverick: Goddamnit Rooster I do not use a breathing machine. 😒

Hangman: Then why every time you sleep does it sound like an airplane starting up?

Penny: He's just old.

Maverick: I wouldn't be talking.

Penny: What's that supposed to mean?

Maverick: Nothing honey. Are we still going to have dinner tonight Babe?

Rooster: awwww are you gonna come out to Penny? 🥺

Maverick: I hate you.

Rooster: you love my dad though!

Maverick: Whatever.

*Maverick and Penny are now offline*

Y/n: rooster are you coming home tonight?

Rooster: yes honey i'm coming home to say goodbye.

Hangman: damn bro's really planning on dying. 🤨😨

Hangman: i think we will ace this mission.

Rooster: easy for u to say considering ur not even flying.

Bob: Ouch.

Phoenix: ^^^

Hangman: shut up rooster. it was supposed to be me in your spot.

Rooster: too bad it isn't hm?

Hangman: suck a dick.

Rooster: you're the gay one.

Hangman: FOR THE VERY LAST GODDAMN TIME.

Hangman: IM.

Hangman: NOT.

Hangman: GAY.

Bob: Shall I pull up screenshots?

Hangman: oh no no no certainly not honey. ☺️

Rooster: okay well, i'm going home. see ya on base tomorrow.

Hangman: good luck guys. goodnight.

Bob: Goodnight 🌙😴

Phoenix: Night.

Y/n: good luck guys! 😘

*Everyone is now offline *