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Phoenix: Rooster and Mav haven't come back from the mission.

Phoenix: Maverick might be... gone.

Bob: Phoenix!!! You aren't supposed to tell people about the mission! It's classified!

Phoenix: They're our friends Bob!

Y/n: what?! i fucking hate his job i hate pilots i hate planes god fucking damnit!

Phoenix: As far as we know Rooster is okay? He turned back to save Maverick. We don't know for sure because they are off the Radar.

Bob: Rooster is gonna be okay y/n! Your boyfriend is a great pilot.

Penny: What about Maverick?

Bob: Well...

Phoenix: We don't know. He crashed.

Penny: Oh well. Maybe i'll get his inheritance.

Y/n: you dirty gold digger.

Hangman: your boys are okay. thanks to me, your savior. 😉

Bob: Well you're definitely mine. :)

Rooster: i'm alive!!!

Maverick: I'm barely alive.

Rooster: yeah i almost killed mav because he pushed me.

Hangman: my God you're pathetic.

Y/n: rooster you better come home right now.

Rooster. yes ma'am.

y/n: my 🐱 when u said that: 🦋🦋🦋

Hangman: hey y/n!!! sometimes.... sweetie.... we dont always have to say what comes to mind! 😇

Phoenix: LMAOOO

Rooster: shut up.

Hangman: i hope you catch chlamydia and all sorts of other stds.

Rooster: i hope you catch aids.

Bob: 😦

Coyote: damn 😭

Maverick: You all did so well today aviators!

Hangman: you mean i did so well saving your ass 🙄

Maverick: Bitch you were literal back up. I am almost sixty years old in a damn wheelchair and i flew the dangerous mission that you couldn't.

Hangman: you've had more experience.

Maverick: On an F-14.

Rooster: hang you should've seen the shit bag we were flying. shit was older than the dinosaurs.

Maverick: F-14s aren't old, just classic.

Rooster: is that what you say about yourself also? 💀

Phoenix: Anyone wanna go to the bar to celebrate?

Bob: Me and Hangman will go!

Hangman: who said i wanted to go?

Bob: You're going or no head for 2 weeks.

Hangman: 😳

Maverick: Penny is working tonight so i'll go.

y/n: can't go, sorry guys.

Hangman: she's gonna be too busy riding Rooster 😢

Y/n: shut up!!!

Phoenix: Dagger 2 out.

Bob: Dagger 3 out.

Rooster: 🙄

*Everyone is now offline *

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