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Y/n: HOLY FUCK AT THE MOVIES BOB AND HANGMAN WERE MAKING OUT

Rooster: TONGUE DEEP TOO

Phoenix: About damn time 🥳

Bob: I don't know what you're talking about!!!

Hangman: honey, don't act like you forgot. i spent the night after 😉

Bob: Shhhhh!

Phoenix: OH MY GOD THEIR SO CUTE

Bob: Stop Phoenix!!!

Maverick: Gross.

Rooster: shut the fuck up already.

Maverick: I'm sick and tired of your little ass telling me what to do and calling me old. I'm your captain and I'm a way better pilot than you. In the air you're a little pussy!!! And thats why your call sign is literally another word for cock so stfu you pedophile with your goofy ass 80s porn stache.

Y/n: mav went off.....

Rooster: bitch you literally look like a fucking wrinkled raisin. you're lucky i'm even talking to you considering how you killed my dad. you're head is fucking built like a square and i don't know why you try and act homophobic when you, iceman, and my dad probably had a threesome one time or another. Shouldn't you already be retired or flying dog shit to Hong Kong?

Hangman: DAMN

Coyote: Rooster?

Fanboy: 😳

Maverick: I never had a threesome with Ice and Goose.

Rooster: sure. and i invented planes.

Maverick: 😐🖕

Y/n: he didn't deny it??????

Bob: 😳😳

Maverick: Rooster, my office. Now!

Rooster: well shit.

Phoenix:

Maverick: You too, Phoenix

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Maverick: You too, Phoenix.

*Phoenix, Maverick, and Rooster are now offline*

Bob: I feel bad.

Hangman: they'll be fine. maverick will have to look up at them when he yells.

Y/n: 💀💀

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pls tell me yall can see the picture????
quick lil update for yall :,)

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