Xicheng Oneshots

xiongzhan's mistress pt 1

"are you my brother's mistress?"

Jiang Cheng is stumped "Wangji...what the fu-"

"You're my brother's mistress aren't you?"

Wei Wuixian is trying not to howl with laughter, he fails and sounds like a hyena.

Jiang Cheng glares at his former Shixiong "Wei Wuixian! Did you make him drink?!"

"No- He was already like this when I came back-"

A soft voice breaks the impending storm "what's going on here?"

Jiang Cheng fights the urge to hiss at him "your brother is drunk and is accusing me of-"

"Ge...of all people why him?" Lan Wangji is pointing at Jiang Cheng"he's not that beautiful"

A loud laughter echoes the room and zidian is sparking dangerously.

"I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER'S MISTRESS ARE YOU DEAF-"

"Wanyin." Lan Xichen spoke softly, and sighed "calm down"

Somehow, Jiang Cheng is quiet and Lan Wangji is even more suspicious.

"Ge...Why him? Why not Huisang-"

"Wangji, are you too drunk to recognize my wife?" Lan Xichen almost bursts into laughter when he sees the look on the three people's faces.

Wei Wuixian looks like he swallowed a bad wine and is finally quiet.

Lan Wangji tilts his head "so...the poem..."

Lan Xichen nods "He's my wife"

Wangji stumbles in his footsteps and pulls out a letter which he stole from his Xiongzhan's room and recites.

"Violet eyes like a raging storm...

Lotuses in the lake...

How I wish to see you when you awake...

Your lips are soft when It's on mine...

Your sharp tongue spills the sweetest lies...

Yet I still want you to be mine...

My darling chanting night"