Gonna be in Trini dialect, because I'm lazy.
Plus it's funnier that way, and it happened in real life
It happens during every time the 4.1 class of G.L.S.C.C (Gusu Lan Community College) has Geography on mornings and Information Technology after the break period. Mainly because the teachers were so chill.
It's Tuesday morning and Lan Xichen hadn't anytime to do his hair so he decided to loosely tie his hair. "Miss, my uncle forget to comb my hair Sunday"
"Well look the principal go be on your tail today"
"Jiang Cheng you shush watch your hair-"
The teacher turned around " I find all you boys shouldn't have hair at all"
"What!? Nah Miss! Some people can't rock a bald head like Su she, that's wickedness"
Wei Wuixian walked in the classroom, he had Office Administration so he was skipping it.
" Um, hello! You want me to call Mr. Chin for you?"
" Miss, he supposed to be teaching O. A. And the man telling people a whole set a old talk, then he lost my test paper and want to get on with me, not me y'know so I leave he class before I cuss up he mother-"
" Aye! Stop swearing" Jiang Cheng shouts " And stop blocking the board you is not glass!"
Lan Xichen turns " Miss! Look Jiang Cheng thief my pen"
" NO! I buy this yesterday you old thief, Miss he keep thieving my pen and saying it's his"
" Because it does write nice"
"Miss you you hear Yiling get blacklist from America, them is real hypocrites, is we should blacklist them"
" America does blacklist everybody"
" Miss, If I ever become a traveling agent, I going and tell them Americans to go burial mounds and knock it on a six."
" Wei wuixian, you want them to get rob or wah? "
" Lan Xichen stop knocking on the six, you want them wen's see you and bring them men for you? You want to get rob or wah-? "
" Wen Zhouliu is shit, he can't fight. "
"How this thing change from climate change to wen's? "
"ay-aye, look Jin Zixuan, you was a big celebrity last week, how was vacation? "
" Miss, all I do was go in the bathroom, and them suspend me because I didn't stop the fight, that's madness."
"It really had a fight in the boys bathroom? "
" I hear 17 men was in one stall an thing. "
" Oh and um... Um... Malachi was sitting on the urinal divider"
"all I want to know is how 30 men fit in that small place"
" Remember Harry Potter, the night bus? "
" Huisang lemme get your comb nah? "
" You said nah, so no"
" What you touching my hair for, Jiang Cheng? You like man or wah- sorry I know you gay, I meant you like girls or wah-? "
" Class settle down, Mr. Lan is in the next class"
" What? Miss why you didn't tell me that-" Wei wuixian gets up and runs down the corridor.
"Um. Xichen, tell you man to cool down before I pelt this book at him"
"Jiang Cheng stop harassing the people them girl children"
"Baby she was pulling my hair"
Xichen hits Wen Qing's knuckles with his pencil " You like man or wah? Stop touching my man."
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