Della: Ok, Girls, Jr, Ow2n, and ODF are on the run, and we must find those Cuties and hug and kiss them...and strangle them for what they did to the other Kids
Lord Dominator: It's their fault for getting themselves into trouble, not our problem
Zoe: Besides, we don't know where they're at now
Della: Jr. literally Flintstoned a car, how far can the be
Jr, Ow2n, and ODF
The three Owens did some shenanigans when the camera is on them until they crashes into it.
Jr: Jr.
Ow2n: Ow2n
ODF: ODF
Ow2n: (Random Noises) (Faints)
Jr. and ODF:...
After flying out of Peach Creek, the car crashes down somewhere in the desert. ODF sits up and adjusts the rearview mirror while Ow2n heaves himself up. ODF then looks back as Jr. continues to carry the car. Seeing no one, he smiles.
ODF: Ha! We lost em!
Ow2n: How can you be so certain, ODF?
ODF: Those chumps'll never catch us now! From here on out, it's nothing but smooth sailing!
They then crashed into a giant rock, flipping it to its side and the car explodes into pieces. Jr's body was stuck in an exhaust pipe, but still managed to get his head and limbs out. He then ran to a car door and rolls up the window to reveal ODF plastered as the window itself.
He then fell down and shattered into pieces. ODF gets up and sees the massive rock and pieces of the Plymouth Fury before turning to Jr. in anger.
ODF: WAY TO GO, VANDERQUACK! THE ONLY ROCK FOR MILES, AND YOU HAD TO HIT IT
Ow2n regains consciousness and was still strapped to his seat.
Ow2n: Seat belts certainly are a trusted friend
He then fell as his seat belt betrays him.
Jr:...Is he dead...
Ow2n: I've followed all the rules! Lived a life of decency and principle! So why didn't I follow my instincts?! That one day these short-sighted sophomoric shell games would go too far!
Jr. breaks out of the exhaust pipe and went close to ODF.
Jr: He's fucking scary when he has a Mental Breakdown
ODF: What doesn't
Ow2n: Lost souls are we, gentlemen, doomed for eternity!
ODF: Lighten up, Sabrewing. Hasn't Le Strange always steered you right? Don't answer that
Jr: Oh, how about we join a traveling circus? ODF could be the world's...
ODF: [being twisted into a strange shape by Jr.] Hey, ow, stop! It doesn't go that way!
Jr: Shortest elephant! And you and I can be the clowns
Ow2n was uncertain.
Ow2n: I suppose one could get used to the confining nature of tights
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(Clanboy AU) Jr, Ow2n, and ODF: Big Picture Show
Fanfiction(6-30-2022) Three Friends, Owen Le Strange I, Owen Sabrewing II, and Owen Vanderquack Jr. have pulled off Scams throughout their Lives as Kids, until one day, they pulled off the biggest Scam of their lives in the Neighborhood of Peach Creek, unfort...
